Can you imagine what someone like Brad Pitt would get paid to do a Dell commercial during the Super Bowl??? He's going to and he plans on donating the money to charity because Angelina "urged" him to. I think "urge" is Adoptalina code for "You'll do what I say!" Here's how I imagine it went down..
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Brad: " But, honey, I don't do US commercials, I think they might be bad for my career.."
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Adoptalina: "You shut the fuck up, wussie, and do as I say, shut the fuck up right now and sign the damn Dell contract, don't even fuck with me."
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Brad: "Yes dear, but, please, can I see your magic pussy..please baby??"
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Adoptalina: "It's not your birthday, cunt. Take these kids and disappear for a couple of hours..my brother's coming over."
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Brad: "Yes dear."
3 comments:
i have a dell and THEY SUCK!!!!!! never ever buy a dell!!! get an HP!!! i wish i had!
LOL ! Brad l@@ks like he finally got some botox ! I guess Adoptalina told him to do it ( sarcasm ) Commercials ???? sounds like the pretty boy is washed up !
Miss Tia!! Dell computers do SUCK HUGE!! My daughters laptop always overheats after just a couple of minutes & shuts off. It has the fans on the bottom! Idiot design flaw. She's had to have the Geek Squad repair it before & cost her 1/2 of what the computer did in the 1st place. Dell service repas do not speak-a-english & therefore you give up say "Eff it" & go buy an Apple! Michael Dell has stepped back into the Prez seat after a few years away, but I think it's too late. "Dude...don't get a Dell"! PS: Brad sucks too, so he's perfect for this gig.
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