When people like you or me have a baby we do what the doctor tells us..either we scream like a banshee while we push a human out our nether regions or if something goes wrong we get a C-section. Stars don't do that. Stars just pay huge bills and tell some medical schlep what they're going to do. Never mind that they have no medical knowledge..they have money. Most of them have C-sections, bikini cut and a tummy tuck right there in the delivery room. Christina Aguilera has hers planned for early next month. It makes me tired..don't these girls realize a C-section is harder on you? It's a major operation, you idiots, not a face peel.
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I find this very disturbing. I've yet to become a mom, but over here, we only get c sections if there is any REAL danger for the mom or child. I hope that if I have one, I can have a natural birth.
I've had 2 c-sections, the first one, my son was in frank breech position and the cord was around his neck 3 times and my second one was because I had lost all of my fluid. After the first one,I took forever to heal and after the second, I was out shopping 3 days after I was home from the hospital :)
KLW
celebs have the c section cause they have herpes
'normal' women who have c-sections can have a hard time when they get home cuz they have to take care of the new baby and other kids at home by themselves....christina assulargea will have dozens of child care providers in her house and she can lounge and recoup....
i never had kids (just the animal variety)...but a friend of mine had a real bad experience where they took her into the delivery room and then told her to BREAK HER WATER! her son ended up with oxygen deprivation and almost didn't live....
a french study showed (once even posted on cnn) that the risk of a deadly complication is much, much higher with deliberate c-section.
Infections, blood clots, busted seams....
No 'normal' birth has such high fatality rates.
Also, with every c-section the risk of severe compilations gets higher - the uterus doesn't like it to be cut open - and that might show up in later pregnancies.
In short, from a medical point of view unneeded c-sections are stupid.
And from a purely 'manly' point of view:
c-section scars are extremly gross. a scar because of a removed appendix might be kind of cute - but c-section scar is always ugly. I have seen a lot c-section scars in my life - and all of them were very unpleasant to look at.
And the pain? It don't have to be. A good anesthesiologist can take away all the pain (blame the medical insurances and lawyers if they don't do it).
I had an unexpected c-section when I had my 9 pound baby. I hope she knows they have to physically remove the uterus from your body, "massage" the placenta out, and then sew it up and stuff everything back inside your body cavity. Sounds like a load of fun, huh? What am I talking about... these idiots have no qualms about unnecessary surgery whatsoever. She's already had, at least, implants. Who cares about what's the safer route for your unborn baby when your vanity is at stake.
I like it when men talk about the birth experience..ha ha! Yeah, they can take all the pain away now..you keep believing that's how it works.
she's looking puffy here. Her eyes are very puffy & swollen. Lot of ppl scdl their births & c-sections. She may have a medical reason. She is very tiny & may have a hard time pushing a baby out. I never had a c-section but the Dr told me both times that it's a good thing I have tiny babies because I am small down there. So, there can be a real reason. Hers is probably just convenience tho.
Oh get real. It has nothing to do with the size of your vagina.
I beg to differ on the "manly" comment about c-section scars being gross ... I have 2 of them, one right on top of the other and they are so tiny and pink, barely visible at all. Even if they were "gross" as you put it, it still wouldnt bother me, they're a reminder of how I brought my babies into the world :)
KLW
Has nothing to do with the vagina no..but it can have alot to do with the size of ur pelvic region..you can bruise, chip or even break ur pelvic bone trying to push a baby that is too big out...
personally i really didnt have any problems delivering Ashleigh..i was in labour for 36 hrs and it was never more pain than i could bare..i didnt have anything for pain except a couple shots of morphine..however by the time i was actually ready to start pushing i was so tired i'd push..then be out cold snoring..wake up with the next contraction and push again..so i dont remember much of the birth itself which kinda sucks
-Miranda-
anon 9:20 - I think my OB-GYN knows a lot more about women giving birth than you do!!! Gawd how stupid are some people??? Nobody said it was the vagina anyway, a woman can be especially small in that region of her body making giving normal birth more difficult. You probably are a horse & no probs. I get it! Or you've never given birth to a human being.
Britney showed us all that C scars are not ugly. Now her vagina..that's another post.
@9:20 Nobody said anything about vagina size. In my personal experience, my daughter's head become lodged against my pelvic bone... she didn't (and could not) make it into the birth canal. It's called cephalopelvic disproportion. Yes, I know women who can "spit" out a baby without without batting an eye consider this an urban legend, but it's not. My daughter still has a slight indentation on the top of her forehead.
well, my dad is an anesthesiologist. And the magic word of painless birth is:
spinal anaesthesia
Youre full of shit anon anesthesiologist kid. Idiot. I-D-I-O-T.
Cripes! I just wanted some true birth stories, I think they're amazing. Maybe this would come from, oh, I don't know..people who've given birth?
spinal anaesthesia
Well then he should teach you how to spell it too.
My sister-in-law just spent 12 hours delivering her stillborn baby. So Hagilera can stick her c section up her ass. Eejiit. To go through all that feckin sheit only to bury your child. Sometimes life is so cruel.
Regarding the painless birth stuff: I haven't had any kids but I've had friends and coworkers who have had kids. It seems that if everything goes seamlessly with the anaesthesiologist and the epidural is give properly then there is hardly any pain for the actual delivery. My coworker was fortunate enough to have this happen to her. I can't imagine it's a walk in the park after you go home and it's worn off and your hooha is still bleeding like the dickens. My friend's epidural made some spinal fluid leak out and that made her brain sink in the fluid in her head just the smallest amount and that apparently sets you up for the most horrifying and unending headache you'll ever have in your life. Apparently makes migranes seem like a walk in the park. So in summary, an almost painless birth is apparently possible but very, very unlikey because something usually fucks up.
I was 2 weeks late, then had to be induced, which was 12 hrs, dialate to anymore than 6 and they had to give me a c-section. But it was a good thing I did have the c-section due to the size of my daughter, 9 lbs 5 ozs, 21" long. I had 25 staples and couldn't move, but I was lucky that I healed fast and was home in 3 days. But I love how if you are a celebrity u can just schedule this because god forbid u give birth the natural way.
~ Hagilera can stick her c section up her ass ~
What does she have to do with your sister-in-law though? I'm sorry for your families loss but its not really a reason to attack Christina and btw, when your in labor, they use monitors to tell what the babies heartbeat is and they would have known if your neice or nephew was alive or dead and she could have opted to have a cesarean and she didnt chose to obviously.
twins...blood transfusion and some stranger shaving my muffin with a bic shaver saying politely, "solly, we gonna have a c section fa you tooday..." Everything else is a blur. 7lbs each. I'm grateful.Birth is a surprise, can't plan it.
My aunt had three c-sections, the first one by choice then the other two cause she had no choice due to the first one. The excuse for the first surgery? baby was due on the Christmas holidays......I guess they wanted to spend at home and not in the hospital. Pretty selfish now that I think about it....
I've had a kid, and I can tell you, giving birth is the most trippy emotional experience a human can go through. But about the c-section (i didn't have one)a mid-wife was telling me the other day that in terms of all the reasons why people have c sections (flabby vagina, incontinence etc.) its the actual weight of the baby that causes these problems, not the birth. so apparently, according to this midwife, c section does not mean no incontinance or stretched vagina hole. so, according to her, if you can pop it out through your vagina, or have a c section, its all the same, except that a vaginal birth means no cut through several layers of muscle and 'apron' stomach afterwards which will probably need tummy tuck surgery. basically 'elective c section' is all about meeting deadlines and making it to the golf course (or whatever) on time.
yep, had the tummy tucked...that hurt more than the c-section!
It makes me sick that stars can just 'order a c-section up'. I had to go through 48 hours of labor, push for 3 hours, and THEN I had a c-section. I thought it was supposed to be either natural childbirth OR a c-section. WTF!? Have a great time, Christina. Hope you wake up with complications like I did. Yeah....don't forget...you still need anesthesia...yeah...in the spinal cord, honey. My leg is still numb...13 years later. Can't feel hot, cold, or pain, sister. Have a a real good time buying that C-section, Christina and Brat-MAN.
why would you hope sum1 woke up with complications while havin a baby you sick bitch i wouldnt wish that on any1 even if theyre to posh to push!!!
what makes u think u can judge xtina coz she booked a c section she aint the first and she wont be the last i love xtina and wish her all the happiness in the world shes worked so hard and i think someone who can hope someone else gets complications when having a baby when they know how horrible it is is just plain evil and sick in the head
I'm reading this in the UK and some of these comments on here make some of you sound like real scum! Sorry to hear of the lose of the Swedish baby that is awful! I have 2 very healthy boys my first was delivered by forceps after a 23 hour labour and the ruptured my uterus so I ended up in theatre being stitched inside and out and the second I had an emergency c section because he got stuck in the birth canal! As for epidurals, the first was fantastic I didn't feel a thing the second didn't work at all and left me with a numb hip and nerve pain in the ass!! Will I be having any more kids?? Hell no!!!!!!!
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