Riley on Lindsay's sex drive: "Lindsay's definitely a nymphomaniac. She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night."We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours. She'd have worn out most guys."
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The two lovebirds met while at Cirque Lodge in Utah for rehab. Riley says Lohan slipped him a note asking for his number and before they knew it they were sharing passionate kisses in the hallways.He revealed: "The chemistry between us was so strong we couldn't help ourselves."That's why they had to continue their fire by locking themselves in a log cabin tucked away in the mountains for days.
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Dr. Riley said: "When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery."And we didn't get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort."
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On having sex with the Lindsay Lohan:"The first time we had sex I couldn't believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We'd barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other's clothes off."Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round. She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn't get enough of each other."
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On the "love" they shared:"Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I'd say that to her, too," he said. "And I don't say that to a lot of girls."She told me she'd only ever had three serious boyfriends—and I'm one of them. We even planned on getting a house and living together out here in Utah. We were together every day for a month and after that I could tell she really loved me a lot by the way she cried and cried when we had to say goodbye at the airport."
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On why they broke up:"Her whole attitude changed about three weeks after she got back there (L.A). It went from ‘I want to move to Utah' to ‘Oh, I love LA so much I don't ever want to leave.'On her almost fatal drug overdose:He said: "She was in a London hotel and had been out partying all night and taking drugs. Back in her room she downed a load of Xanax anti-depressants and alcohol to mellow her out. She started running a bath, climbed in and before she knew it she'd passed out."As the bath overflowed she was totally unconscious and it was only because her assistant ran in and saved her that she didn't drown. Lindsay said that was a terrifying wake-up call and showed her just how close she was to losing her life through drugs."
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I had to print all I could find because it's so damn hilarious. Stupid little snowboard boy doesn't even have sense enough to realize The Blow was just bored locked up in rehab. She would have fucked the plumbing.
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The two lovebirds met while at Cirque Lodge in Utah for rehab. Riley says Lohan slipped him a note asking for his number and before they knew it they were sharing passionate kisses in the hallways.He revealed: "The chemistry between us was so strong we couldn't help ourselves."That's why they had to continue their fire by locking themselves in a log cabin tucked away in the mountains for days.
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Dr. Riley said: "When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery."And we didn't get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort."
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On having sex with the Lindsay Lohan:"The first time we had sex I couldn't believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We'd barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other's clothes off."Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round. She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn't get enough of each other."
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On the "love" they shared:"Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I'd say that to her, too," he said. "And I don't say that to a lot of girls."She told me she'd only ever had three serious boyfriends—and I'm one of them. We even planned on getting a house and living together out here in Utah. We were together every day for a month and after that I could tell she really loved me a lot by the way she cried and cried when we had to say goodbye at the airport."
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On why they broke up:"Her whole attitude changed about three weeks after she got back there (L.A). It went from ‘I want to move to Utah' to ‘Oh, I love LA so much I don't ever want to leave.'On her almost fatal drug overdose:He said: "She was in a London hotel and had been out partying all night and taking drugs. Back in her room she downed a load of Xanax anti-depressants and alcohol to mellow her out. She started running a bath, climbed in and before she knew it she'd passed out."As the bath overflowed she was totally unconscious and it was only because her assistant ran in and saved her that she didn't drown. Lindsay said that was a terrifying wake-up call and showed her just how close she was to losing her life through drugs."
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I had to print all I could find because it's so damn hilarious. Stupid little snowboard boy doesn't even have sense enough to realize The Blow was just bored locked up in rehab. She would have fucked the plumbing.
5 comments:
That is some funny shit DD. Keep em coming!
Stupid twat, Lindsay..
If you lie down with dogs, you'll wake up with fleas.
LOL wander if any of its true ! ... This fuckers blind as hell if thinks LL's hot, she's a freckly dirty whitetrashy bitch who looks like she has shit stained undies :-)
LOL wander if any of its true ! ... This fuckers blind as hell if thinks LL's hot, she's a freckly dirty whitetrashy bitch who looks like she has shit stained undies :-)
i love how he forgot to mention he was ENGAGED when they met
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