Friday, December 14, 2007

Don't Hassel The...ehhh


David HasselDick drinks a gallon of Vodka every night, so it's back to rehab after an emergency trip to the hospital.
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“David was a total mess,” a source revealed. “He’d urinated on himself, and his pants were soaking wet. He was drooling and slurring so badly you couldn’t understand a world he said. He seemed to be drifting in and out of consciousness. Friends were afraid he was going to die right there!”
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He can still sing those number one hits, though, right?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeesh, when did this happen DD? Is this old news? Or a recent development? & HE got custody of his girls? WTH? Thats f'g scary.

Miss Tia said...

you'd think that with his success in germany his life would be complete and he wouldn't have to turn to the bottle....

he also has had success on tv with knightrider and baywatch...and he was in the spongebob movie!!!

this guy must have some deepseeded issues to not be able to accept his success....i think spongebob and patrick should go visit him and cheer him up....actors support each other....

Dirty Disher said...

The Hoff was rushed to Los Angeles Cedars Sinai Medical Center on Dec. 3rd.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like if he wasn't a tall, strapping man that he might OD from that much alcohol. How can anybody build up that much tolerance to Vodka? A gallon a day? No way!Sounds like even he coulda died, if his friends had to rush him to ER!!! He's hard to dislike tho, he's never done anything to warrant our hatred. I still like him & wish him well in his recovery.

Anonymous said...

ah, my mom works in a nursing home. Most 'guests' there are ex-alcoholics who successfully destroyed their brain. Existance without past (because they lost their long term memory) or without presence (because they lost their short term memory). Some shizophrenic - and all of them well fed. They get clothes normal people with to have. The best food, the doctor is there for every fart. A perfect life.

Looks like DH plans the same. But he has to come to Germany first - we don't import drooling idiots.

Anonymous said...

Miss Tia - ditto. Talk about throwing it away with both hands.

N.