Friday, December 21, 2007

Don't serve Kanye white food


Kanye to Spin: “I’m a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold’s for fried chicken. It’s all these things at once, because, as a taste maker, I find the best of everything. There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m a go get that. Like, on Christmas I don’t want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black.”
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I think I know what he's trying to say, he's talking about traditions here so I won't pick on him too much, but, he just said it...wrong. I have news for him, white people love fried chicken. And if a great black cook and a great white cook served me fried okra, collard greens with bacon and good old southern fried chicken, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference and neither would he. Black people don't own soul food any more than white people own inherited bad dancing skills (though they might own the "soul" moniker attached). Maybe I'm naive, but, these days the only difference between white folks and black folks seems to be hair products, the purchase of SPF sunscreens and, well, we don't name our kids CAAN-YAY. We prefer Apple and Pilot Inspektor.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very well said DD!

Anonymous said...

"Black" credit? Could he have said a worse thing? Thats a dis to his own people. Millions of wealthy black live in this country & live in mansions & drive Bentleys. All black people aren't dead-beats that run out on their bills, alot of white people do that too! It happens! & white food? Whats his deal? I doubt any of the establishments he hangs out in LA serve up heaping servings of soul food! He probably eats haute cuisine & sushi all the time. He's rich & wants to flaunt it. Soul food isn't for the rich. But I know it's delish! That fried fish & greens lady on "Beauty Shop" always makes me hungry! Yummy! "Monkeybread" !

Anonymous said...

It seems black ppl are always bitching when white ppl don't treat them fairly, but yet they insist, at times, to set themselves apart ie-Negro College fund, BET TV, if whites were to do this and say we own certain foods then we would be considered "discrimatory."

Ugghhhhhhhhh!!

Anonymous said...

He's such a mondo douchebag. He's like in his own category of douchebaginess. How the eff does food taste white or black? Everyone who eats meat likes fried chicken, don't they?

Anonymous said...

He's a phony! I vote for a "White History Month"...don't even get me started on that sh**!!!!!!! But lets make it December since even black people think Santa is an old white dude! blondeee, I am with you & I always say the same thing, they'd get all Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton on us if we tried to set ourselves aside a month for the white race or a college fund for all whites. There are all black colleges too! Why is it, they can do that & it's OK? White people are awful if they even think about that sh**! It's not equal rights really. Only equal for the blacks. And he can say "black credit" because he is a wealthy black man!!! I am not allowed to say that, I'd get my a** shot off! *I gotta stop*...GRR!

Anonymous said...

Dear Kanye , you are a racist , I thought losing your mom might humble your arrogant BLACK Ass but it's obvious you want to create more racial tension or shall I say KEEP IT GOING ! But the truth is my swiss ancestors were peasants ( the same difference as slaves but they were called french hugenots ) but I realize that was a looooooong time ago and it's time to let it go and be FREE ~

You're a racist jerk ... kanye !

Anonymous said...

Racist nigger!!

Anonymous said...

8:55...you might want to double check what you just posted, you stupid twat.
And 8:39, I totally agree with you. I'm not trying to be unfair (because I hate racist people), but if we tried to start a White History month, we'd get spat at.

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is a black credit? or black looking credit?

what is he talking about?

might some of the americans educate a european reader?

Dirty Disher said...

The phrase "in the black" means we are taking in more money than we have going out. The opposite is "in the red" which means you have more going out than coming in.

Anonymous said...

yeah, 'we' use it in the same way.

I thought that this:
And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black'

might have some 'special' meaning.

So he just says that he tries to spent more money than he have?

And people still sell stuff to him?

Anonymous said...

I'm black, what's black credit? I obviously don't have any, blak credit that is? Hey, who's calling dirty names? Go say it to his face or ANY blak persons face, call me first, I would like to be there to watch you get pulverized and then have the whole world sympathize with the poor, poor african-american you just slandered. (Probably wearing $10,000 in designer crap and rollin a '08 Benzo,son!)Sticks and stones....P.S. Kanye's publicist is a genius, the crap he says is too stupid not to be fake. We LOOOOVE to hate him, his mother died for a dress size, that's as shallow as you can get. Stop looking for this guy to be a philosopher!P.S. I'm black and I LOOOVE THE DIRTY DISHER, don't make this racist, It won't be fun to come here anymore.

Anonymous said...

I agree, I think there should be a White History Month and a United Caucasian College Fund !! Blacks lovvvvvve to cry racism any and every chance they get but they DO separate themselves from whites. Such ignorance.

Anonymous said...

Still black, still don't know what black credit is. Neither does Kanye or his publicist. They write it, he says it. White history month is cool with me, as long as it doesn't celebrate hatred. I think that as soon as white people are able to scrape the history of the KKK off the bottom of their shoes they will be able to celebrate freely. Besides us blacks love days off!! More culture, more holidays to celebrate, more time to shop!!hehe!! PS, the blacks that claim discrimination when they have no alternative are the same type of person as the whites who do it. I don't know if it's a race thing, it's a poverty thing. Where I live green is the only color these people care about. As long as you don't reduce the value of their mansions, they are cool with you, Bro!

Anonymous said...

"Blacks lovvvvvve to cry racism any and every chance they get but they DO separate themselves from whites. Such ignorance."

You are making a general comment and applying it to ALL black people. THAT is really racist. I agree with meluvslameluvit!. Don't make this racist. It is supposed to be a fun place to come and wind down. This shit just isn't necessary.

Anonymous said...

In my opinion, what i think he meant by "black credit" is a throw back to the 50's where blacks were very discriminated against, and a black man couldnt get credit simply because he was black, didnt matter if he had a job, or was able to pay back the credit, and the white man was given credit because he was white. Thats my take on it.

Anonymous said...

I think ":Black credit" means that he's a guy that doesn't pay his bills & doesn't have a regular,steady job. Like a crummy vredit rating added to the fact that he is black = a "black Credit" rating, which is a bad thing, so he wants a "WHITE" credit rating. WTF? He is living in the past & needs to catch up. I remember an old song from the 60's called "Welfare Cadillac"..I think that says it all. Sung by a white man!!