Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Fergie Does Blender


"It's like there's one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With Ashlee Simpson, everyone knows she had a nose job. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants on stage and had a crystal-meth addiction, that sucks. You have to laugh."
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She forgets to add that she didn't just pee herself, she squated on stage and peed through her pants because she was too damn high to go to the bathroom. Fergie also likens herself to Princess Di. Hmm, I don't remember seeing Diana urinate on herself in public. Maybe this girl needs to shut up. Maybe if she'd just shut up we could forget it.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That pic looks nothing like Fergie.

Anonymous said...

Oh damn. Miss Wetpants must be really high if she can see any similarities between herself and Princess Diana.

Anonymous said...

ah doe'snt she look "special" I swear magazine editors go out of their way to show celeutards in full effect if you don't beleive me look at the checkout Julia horseteeth in Vanity Fair Christina looking naked bloaed pregnant hooker And the Redbook cover of Giada big head big teeth.

Anonymous said...

Yeah she failed to mention anything about her OWN nosejob! Ever seen before pics of Fergie? Scary. You outta dig some up and post them disher!

Anonymous said...

This, from the singer of "Shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut it up, just shut up, shut up"...I'm not making this up.

Anonymous said...

fergie fug. sheesh, you think with the magic of photoshop they coulda made her face pretty. buttaface lives.

Anonymous said...

only thing she has going for her is her body cus her face is doggy