Saturday, December 22, 2007

Illusions..delusions..fluff in the brain


Alli Sims (to German mag Maxi) : Alli said, "When I make it as a singer, I will have made it on my own. The people who help me with my career right now, I have met without Britney and that's good. I don't want her to help me, I wanna make it on my own. I wanna be the next Norah Jones. I just wanna be on stage and sing blues. If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless."
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Good grief, I said she could almost carry a tune, not that she was the next Nora Jones. How deluded is this woman??? Louis Vuitton bags get better with age, maybe this bag will too, but, I doubt it. For now she should be happy pretending she has something to do besides update her My Space and carry Britney Spear's sugar fix. Everyone in Hollywood's a product, I think of her as the sales bin at Walgreens. Sims is right up there with pre-worn panties and tampered with tampon boxes. Is everyone in the Spears family nuts?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

They sell LV bags on Canal Street in NYC too. Pretty good fakes if you can find them. But it still doesn't make 'em real!

Anonymous said...

I really like Alli Sims' face - and I would pay for some porn with her. But please, Alli, just shut the fuck up.

Stupidity must be highly infectious - at least the one Britney is spreading around.

So sad, so sad.

Anonymous said...

lv was started as luggage