Friday, December 21, 2007

The Lando Bloom



Orlando Bloom painted his LA mansion black, and reports are that neighbors including Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johannson are pissed about it. I doubt it...they're never home anyhow. And I don't give a shit what he lives in or where...however, I do like the black. It seems to fit into the environment really well. I just like looking at pics of cool houses, feel free to send me some. If they're yours I'll post them.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can't hardly even see the house anyway. So who should even care? I think it looks cool. It makes the house almost invisible. Good idea! You KNOW he sure didn't think of it! I like.

Anonymous said...

That's pretty cool. I want a black house now.

Anonymous said...

he got into a car accident he was driving and was walking away from the accident when the paps told him to get his ass back there and help his passager maybe he was in shock but damm thats a shitty thing to do

Anonymous said...

Maybe he should have painted his house a deep green like the trees around his house, that would have looked cool too. But it looks unobtrusive and not ostentatious so feathers to him for at least using all his dollars to give the neighborhood something tasteful to aspire to, beats all those other monuments to fame and fortune that you see amongst the Tom's and Posh's etc.

Anonymous said...

I think it looks pretty damn cool too.. looks like it's supposed to be like that!

Anonymous said...

lia i think the green would have stood out more.

The black fence works with the shadings of the tree trunks and DD is right, works with the enviroment.

I doubt his house is black though. But even if it was, who cares he owns it and its behind a massive wall lol not exactly a neighbourhood eyesore.

Miss Tia said...

my neighbors (well the 2 who get their panties in a bunch over ANYTHING) complained that i had chipped/peeling paint on my house--true, but so do THEY.....but i was ordered by the city to paint it....so i did....lavendar with mint green trim!! (my neighbors tried to get the city to make me change the color because they didn't like it, but the city said they don't dictate such things).....

in the spring i am going to have random white dots painted on my house and i'm going to have my new fence (to keep said neighbors off my property) painted the color of orange sherbert.....

i love my house color and i have my bitchy neighbors to thank for that! :)

Dirty Disher said...

I love that! Send pics!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Miss Tia. Please send pics. That sounds like a pretty cool color combo. :)

Miss Tia said...

pix sent to DD!!

Anonymous said...

My house is taupe, white trim and garage doors. Our "kerazy" neighbor across the street painted his house "buff" and added mahogany garage doors.(GORGEOUS!!) My next door neighbors whose house is "tan" freaked out and called "The Association" complaining that the "contrast of buff and mahogany was too striking". Miss Tia your neighbors sound pretty decent, don't clown them. You want assholes? Come to CA!! I had an inflatable Snoopy Claus on my yard and I know "they" stole it, I got a note on my door stating that my Gawdamned Snoopy was "in poor taste", along with a number to call for financial compensation to replace the missing "lawn structure..."wtf?? We just moved here to Stepford and its getting pretty strange...

Miss Tia said...

my neighbors sound decent???? the stupid fat whore across from me stood on her porch with chipped/peeling paint and claimed that my minor chipped paint on my window frames was affecting the health of her children! she would walk up to my windows and LOOK IN THEM!!! she reports to neighbors what i take in my house---including groceries!! "Tia bought 2 cases of water"....

when i had my house painted lavendar with mint green trim, she complained to the city that my house color affected the health of her children...the city told her 'have a nice day we don't care'....

DECENT???? this is just the tip of the iceburg of what this woman has done....she went around lying about having cancer too....and she had fake chemo treatments....

DECENT??????????? well this dingbat's house in foreclosure, i'll yell over that she needs to move to California next door to you....

Homeowner Associations are like little nazi villages....but a couple of my neighbors belong there that's for sure....

I fly a pirate flag as a polite 'fuck you'.....

sorry, got to venting....that woman has made my life for over a year and a half because i exposed her cancer scams (which she's still pulling at other places)....

Anonymous said...

Am I crazy? Or just cheap, hellooo.. THEY STOLE MY COOL ASS SNOOPY CLAUS!! He is not tacky, he is festive! Your neighbors snoop, OK, mine steal from me claiming it is in my best interest. What to do when my car gets dirty?...Ok cancer scams, you win. That bitch is scum...you got me there

Miss Tia said...

after they took your snoopy, you should have put up a grinch that was chained/locked to the ground!!!

yeah, mine just don't snoop....she comes in my yard, she HAS stolen things...she goes around and makes up stories about all the nieghbors...she's a total nutcase.....

happy holidays!

Anonymous said...

A lavender & mint green house? That sound nauseating. It's a scientific fact that lavender is nauseating to most people. But if you like it, then w/e. Sounds like a carnival to me or a "Fortune Tellers" house! LOL! Miss Tia we love you babe. Enjoy your purple polka-dotted house with gusto! Do you have lots of lawn gnomes too? I love them. But they get stolen all the time. To the other poster... Sorry about the inflated Snoopy Santa. Some people are such jeks & a**wipes. BTW! If I caught my neighbor peeping in my windows, she'd get her ass blown off! THAT is illegal

Anonymous said...

i WANT some lawn gnomes....i want the cement ones though and not those resin ones you see in stores now....

yep, my house is a carnival!! once i get the dots on the house and the fence painted it's going to be such a joyous house! :)

i live on a dead end, so no one can really see my house....i wouldn't care anywhere....i LOVE lavendar....i'm painting most of my indoor rooms that too....except the kitchen is going to be ORANGE, fuschia, yellow and turqoise....

Anonymous said...

PS---i like to say i'm a 'colorful person'....i'm punny that way...

Anonymous said...

Man, that is one sharp house!!