Birkhead: "I think Britney is sexy!"
Larry is trying desperatly to get someone to fix him up with Poontang. Larry has a thing for farked up messes. It's the damsel in distress syndrome, I've seen it before. We all have. Unfortunately, it's not hot. Anna Nicole didn't think it was hot and neither will Britney Spears. Larry dreams of cleaning up her puke, picking her up when she falls over, putting pants on her when she poops herself and someday..someday she will recognize his efforts and say "I love you Larry." Aint gonna happen. Britney Spears would most likely use him for months, then come to one day and say "Who the fucker you, y'all?" Come to think of it, maybe this is a match made by Cupid himself. It's Anna all over again.
8 comments:
He's gotta find somebody thats in the spotlight again so he can stay 'out there'...& it will have to be somebody thats messed up enought to actually want to date him. Brit has dated worse!
He is desperately seeking a new rich and dumb woman.
i don't believe this....if this IS true, then he is the dumbest man on the planet...
I think he just likes the fatties. Wasn't Anna fat when he f'ed her? Brit's turn!
Remember, some men can't see anything beyond the flesh. Brit' is very good looking. It's like that song that says "to spend one night with you", and then you wake up to a bad dream.
"Britney... GOOD LOOKING?!!?"
HAH! Are you kidding? Maybe in 2004... or in her doctored-up videos--- but not in person, and definitely not lately.
As for Dickhead.. oops, I mean BIRKhead-- his *only* interest in Britney is the fact that she comes with 100 million dollars.
OHHH!! HE'S the one... I'd heard there was still a male out there that found Poon attractive! Well this makes perfect sense!
To truly shock at this point, Britney has to do some real damage. Go for Mike Tyson or O.J. Simpson or Fiddy Cent. Kevin was a fake-ass brotha, time to make the leap. People will then understand her behavior. It will be all his fault!! She will be able to be herself!!Problems solved, the cameras will go away, so will the endorsements. Want peace Britney? Bobby Brown awaits....Flava Flav!!?
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