It was a Colorado Christmas for Mariah Carey...and her dog. First off..Mimi is allowed to own pets? WTF? She shopped at some foo foo jewelry store and sipped champagne. You know, one of those uppity stores that have nothing in them, you sit down and they ply you with expensive booze until you're buzzed and then attendants magically appear out of the woodwork bearing gold trays of pricey trinkets some stylist thinks will fit your personality. I've never been to a store like that, but, I'm pretty sure I'd hate it. I hope they had a tray full of 18 karat bullshit for Mimi.
Mimi usually makes my Christmas...she's ALWAYS in Aspen. One year she hired her own photog and danced in a winter wonderland looking so phony and ridiculous, I was laughing for a week. One year she showed up and her ass had gotten so fat she looked like a used double wide and her stretch pants split. Another week of giggles for me. This time her ass wasn't fat and she tottered through the snow in 5 inch spike heels without even falling down once. Thanks Mariah for ruining my Christmas. Bitch. Next year I'm hiring someone to grease the Aspen ice. You'd think her tits would freeze off, but, Colorado cold is a dry cold. Sigh.
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Snoopy! She kidnapped Snoopy! SNOOPY COME HOME!
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