Martha showed off the nativity set she made in prison and said She said, "Even though every inmate was only allowed to do one a month, and I was only there for five months, I begged because I said I was an expert potter — ceramicist actually — and could I please make the entire nativity scene."
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I've seen those dumbass molds a hundred times so don't be going around calling yourself "an expert potter" when all you do is throw some bottled cone 5 glaze on something poured for hobbyists. It's lewd and now she's gone and made me mad. Usually I find her bullshit amusing, but, this is just flat out lying and she's smart enough to know it. The palm trees were imported from Germany..well, aint that the cats crazy ass?
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Even little kids can make a ceramic thingy! Not a big deal Martha! Scrape & sand down the seams & paint on the glaze. Whoopee! Even if she poured & made the greenware, thats not a big deal either. No skill involved. It's not like she sculpted each piece with a chisel! She should be ashamed for saying this. Next she'll be selling them at K-Market!
Yep, you're so right. Kids deserve real clay.
yeah, i don't get that ceramic stuff either....i mean, all they do is paint/glaze it, it's not like they mold it from clay up.....
why are the palm trees from germany? *puzzled*
Seriously, what pompous ass would ask PRISON GUARDS to make more ceramics?
Oh yeah, Martha Stewart would.
WHAAAT?! The palm trees are imported from Germany?
And here I was thinking she made those from dental floss, toothpicks and food coloring. (rolls eyes)
LOL!
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