Thursday, December 6, 2007

Mischa the shoe salesman


So, a couple years after being killed off on the OC for being a raging diva, Mischa Barton proves what we knew all along..that she isn't talented, isn't gorgeous (smoke n TV mirrors) and she is well suited for selling crappy sneakers.

Keds remind me of the stanky shoes my mom used to buy on sale for 2 dollars every fall for "school startin'." They were always some dufus color no one else wanted and never went with anything and we could shut the fuck up and walk in the snow barefooted if we didn't like it. I didn't like it. I hate Keds. Though I can thank Keds for giving me the inspiration to get a real job at age 11 so I could buy Capezio's..hmmf, Keds, my ass.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

she looks about 50..

Anonymous said...

I kinda like this retro-Glam look on her. Kinda like the 40's when Keds were first introduced no doubt. I don't think she looks bad at all. She looks waaay better than she usually does. But she doesn't act anymore, so they must have figured her out. She can't even date D-listers anymore. We never see anything about her now. I forgot about her! PS: I don't like Keds much myself, they are totally Mom shoes & should be worn with Mom jeans. I'm a Mom too & wear neither! If I had some I'd wear them when I worked in my garden or painted my house tho. They are useful! They aren't cheap at all either. Get the ones for $3 at Dollar general, same purpose.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who looked like that at 50 would be considered fabulous.

Anonymous said...

Lucky you, Dish...

You got "brand name" shoes!

Anonymous said...

Wow those are ugly boath shoes. They got "sweaty feet" written all over them