Britney bought a new puppy, she done broke the old puppy. No one loves her so she buys small dogs. If she really wants a dog why doesn't she go to the local shelter and pick out a medium sized mutt who can defend himself against her and those kids? A stray would be happy to be fed every three days or so, he'd be used to scrounging, and he could drink out of the pool. I'll bet she named the new one Cheeto.
She also stole a $1.39 lighter from a gas station and the owner says he's pressing charges. Pfft. Famous much, buddy?
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what happens to all these dogs? After a few months, the pooch seems to be gone. Dogs live for years....
YES, SERIOUSLY - WHERE BE THE OTHER DAWGZ?
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she eats them
Lawl 4:48! I bet she does as well. Puts a little salt on, sprinkles crushed cheetos on their fur...
The horrible thing is... that she is actually capable of eating those innocent little dogs. :(
She doesn't eat the dogs guys! But her poor kids probably have eaten the puppy-poop before! If it sits on the floor long enough & it's easy to pick up...the kid will eventually pick it up. We've heard her house is full of dog-chit...maybe the pups got lost in all of it? Isn't that a health concern? Kevin should have the Health Dept check out her home & living conditions. Seriously. Those boys are down on the floor too, where all the poop is, that makes me ill. No wonder their poor little teeth are brown.
Aww, he looks like Leo! Leo is doing this shit where, even though he pees on his pad during the day, if we give him a bath, he'll pee in his carrier at night and roll around in it. Sounds like something Britney and the new pooch could do together!
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