Saturday, December 15, 2007

NOW I'm bitching



ENOUGH! The ice melted just enough to get the trees off the ground..there's still gobs of ice left and now it's snowing. The weather cunts said it would be a "light dusting" and it wouldn't amount to anything (with a big smile on their plastic faces.) This is NOT a light dusting, you obnoxious piles of Doppler sucking shit. I'm sick and tired of it..I WANT OUT OF HEEEEEEEERE! MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!
Oh, sorry, I think I channeled Sam Kennison there for a second.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sleigh bells ring
are you listening
in the lane
snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walking in a winter wonderland

Gone away is the bluebird
here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song
as we go along
walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
we'll say: No man
But you can do the job
when you're in town

Later on
we'll conspire
as we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
the plans that we've made
walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
and pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman
until the the other kids knock him down

When it snows
ain't it thrilling
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play
the Eskimo way
walking in a winter wonderland

Walking in a winter wonderland
walking in a winter wonderland

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, you do have a nice voice. I'm changing it all to dirty words..you know that, right?

Unknown said...

Poor Dishy. Now you are up to the neck in snow. Like being up to the neck in ice wasn't enough. Keep warm.

Miss Tia said...

it's just started to snow here...they're calling for anywhere between 6 and 12 INCHES plus up to a 1/3 inch of ice....

Dirty Disher said...

Get out now!!!!

Miss Tia said...

i have no where to go!! and i can't leave the children (children=many cats and 1 beast named Molly)...

i have 'battoned down the hatches' so to speak...i need no groceries and i finished my xmas lights outside....and i filled up the bird & squirrel feeders so the outdoor creatures have rations...

actually it's really coming down now....and i have to bundle up and go walk the beast in a short bit! FUN FUN!!

Anonymous said...

damn that is a lot of snow. I hope you don't run out of cig's, then the whole world will be in trouble lol.

Awww it doesn't last forever DD, just keep remembering that :)

Crystal

Major Majormajor said...

It's headed my way... but I think the brunt of it will hit just north of us. Hell... I have to go to the grocery store. It's a good thing I don't need bread and milk.

Dirty Disher said...

I WANT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Miss Tia said...

we've got 3-4 inches of snow so far and now it's SLEETING....then it's suppose to snow more!

whee!!!!!!!!!!!