Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Scrooge


Tyra was mad because we all told how stingy she was and didn't give her staff any Christmas presents, so she threw them a party. There was no food, but, they could get drunk on Tyra. Wow..if that act of generosity wasn't enough, when she left she thanked them all for their hard work and said Santa had a big surprise for them.

Santa comes out and they all go rushing to see what Tyra finally gave them...it was a big sack of McDonald's cheeseburgers. All cold and floppy. Like Tyra.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dont believe this story for a second.

Anonymous said...

There is no way! This only perpetuates her stinginess rep. It only makes things worse. This cannot be true. Thats no way to mend a broken fence.

Anonymous said...

I so believe it. Tyra is a cheap bitch.

Anonymous said...

I so believe it. Tyra is a cheap bitch.

Anonymous said...

Seriously?
Well, can't be that stingey, alcohol is pricier than food.

Anonymous said...

it is much cheaper to fill up people with noname 'schnapps' than to buy them steaks....

Anonymous said...

Who leaked this story? Her mortal enemy Janice?