A puffy lipped braided Blow takes her kid sister Ali shopping. Ali will be 14 this month..she'd like to be a big star, but, maybe someone should tell her that sporting Dopey the dwarf hats, dangling her arms like an awkward chimpanzee and wearing shiny leggings that frame a camel toe the likes of which Sharon Stone couldn't even breath through is not the way to get there. Ali, that shit will cut off the circulation in your underage cootchie. You'll get all flappy..that's what happened to your sisters cootchie and we've all seen it. Well, that and 59 million sexual partners..but you get my point.
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Gawd! Sooo not cute, either of them. *Blech* The camel toe joke was hilarious BTW! & on a little kid, thats just very wrong. Her posture is so odd, that looks painful to my back! Weird looking females. What species are they again?
Arachnids?
Better call John Goodman then! he'll exterminate them!
I like the little sister tho for 1 reason only...she's the one that always tells LiLo that she has fat legs! Gotta love the honesty of a kid!
That kid really looks like a monkey.
But in a few years her own legs will be fat like her sister's..
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