Monday, December 24, 2007

This frigging hillbilly MORON again



Jason Alexander on Jamie Lynn's pregnancy...
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He said, "First thing I thought when I heard about Jamie Lynn was at least that boy got her pregnant so they couldn't tell him what to do like they did me. He's got a little more leeway — more rope to pull with. All I had was a signed marriage license."
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AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Why are people talking to this hound dog sucking loser again? OMG, he married a drunk Britney Spears for 12 minutes once and now he's an expert on the Spears family. No one will ever know how much I hate this bullshitting idiot. Britney's woodwork holds the nastiest dumbest worms. For a year I was convinced he had a wagon wheel growing out the back of his scuzzy mullet head, but, this picture is even better. Nothing says Kentwood X-mas like a stuffed Dollar Store Santa in an aluminum folding chair on your porch, y'all. SHUT UP, HICK. The only rope this guy should have is the one he hooks over a ceiling beam in the hog house and ties around his stupid shit talking neck.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That guy's almost hick enough to live below you Dishy.

Dirty Disher said...

OMG.

Anonymous said...

This twisted tale just gets better every day. I love it.

Anonymous said...

who is this? help, I REALLY DON'T KNOW...what is he famous for?...Info?

Anonymous said...

He doesn't look the same. But aside from the puffy santa, that house looks like a nice house to me DD. A very nice house. & is he saying that he shoulda got Brit preg then he coulda got something outta the deal? Sounds like he's jealous 'cuz the new guy with JL will come out ahead, unlike him. Does anybody know if he was paid off tho? Seems to me he was married for a few hours, not years, he should get nothing. But did he?