Saturday, December 15, 2007

We all know what they're giving


Heff and his..women.. at the "Remember To Give" party. You'd think he could afford some better looking whores. That one in the red looks like a MAD TV parody.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Typical example of women who are considered pretty just cause they are blonde and have big zookas.

Anonymous said...

hm.. the one one his right. I don't know her name... IMHO she is kind of pretty. Even sexy. But in some strange, perverted way. She is not really beautifull, but still there is something that makes me look at her face and wondering which kind of sounds she makes when getting laid.

Anonymous said...

anon 10:16: every time you squeeze her breasts, she says, "ka-ching!!!"

N.

Anonymous said...

anon 12:26: that is what I am afraid of... :(

Anonymous said...

Exactly 9:07. This is the stupid world we live in.

Anonymous said...

isn't he missing 1? I thought he has 3 "special" ones?

crystal

Anonymous said...

maybe the third one got too much acetone on her nails and dissolved.

Anonymous said...

GAWD! Celebrity-land is such a FREAK SHOW!

Anonymous said...

The one on Hef's right is Holly Madison, his #1 girl. The other girl is Bridgit Marquardt. Missing from the photo is girlfriend #3, Kendra Wilkinson.

Earlier this year, Hef and Holly were rumoured to be engaged, but Hef has stated for the record that although he considers Holly to be "the love of his life", (cough), he has no plans to re-marry. As a matter of fact, he's still legally married to Kimberly Conrad. (say whaaat?)

You wouldn't believe what Holly looked like in her "pre-Playboy" days. She's had a major overhaul at the plastic surgeon's office. Nose, eyes, lips, cheek implants-- that's just the face. And of course she's had giant pneumatic bazooms installed.

I just don't get the "beauty" of Holly Madison at all. There's not ONE SINGLE THING original (natural) about her. She's heavily made up in this photo and it's shot at distance so she doesn't look horrible, but if you look around the internet you'll see a wide variety of her head shots and it's easier to see how strange and "off" her features really are.

She's like a woman built from spare parts... and it wasn't altogether successful. At least not in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Bridgette's HOT! Shutup