Saturday, December 22, 2007

Will they get married??????


The media is shitting themselves with excitement over the fact that 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears might marry her 18 year old boy friend Casey Aldridge. I don't know why anyone thinks two children who break up on My Space once a week should get hitched, but, if they did would it look like this? Would it be decorated with Hello Kitty? Would it be catered by Redbull, Budweiser and Juicy Fruit? Skittles would pour out of a rainbow and Hannah Montana would sing until everyone cried into their mullets. Shotgun optional.
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Casey is employed. He lays pipe. Snark. I wish you could have seen my face when I read that. Click the pic to see it bigger.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are so mean.. lol

Anonymous said...

dd...love you...but this really isn't funny...just very very sad.

Anonymous said...

it's the right thing to do, y'all mama is so proud of her little spawn y'all... don't y'all know I'll get custody and ca$h in child support?

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised anyone is surprised. I guess I expected her to be more true to her roots, this boy actually has a job. Her type usually goes for the jobless, previously incarcerated brotha with 8 kids and one tooth! Give her credit, at least her man has a job, her sisters' didn't...Her whole family is a-shoutin', "You go girl!"

Anonymous said...

get off her shit - big fuckin deal shes pregnant @ 16 - shit happens and we make the best of the situation

Anonymous said...

Saw on "E" last night that they went to Kentwood, LA & asked a bunch of people what they thot of it & was she too young?? ...everyone of them said "Not around here"! "We got 13, 14 yr olds having babies"...sooo, I guess it's Ok then. Gawd! I'd kill myself if I had to live in a town that has low-life that mentality.

Anonymous said...

Where's the DD today?? power get blown out by a storm???