Thursday, January 17, 2008

Another boring Britney story


After a 100 mph car chase in Mission Hills last night, Britney got pulled over. She had a valid drivers licence and told the cops paps tried to run her off the road but she didn't know which ones. They let her go and arrested some paps and ticketed others.
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Yawn. She pulled her usual stupid faces, victory signs and yelled things like "I like black dudes. You guys are cool." Then she took off, wearing no panties, as usual. I doubt she even knows it, she needs a map to find her ass these days. And a map reader.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

does ANYONE see any chance of her getting better?? and if she GOT better, wouldn't seeing herself like this drive her back over the edge???

i think this is going to end badly...it's like watching a terminally ill person die in slow mo...there's nothing you can do....there's nothing no one can do...

i never ever heard her music (thank goodness) but she was very successful and her career is just ruined...and so is her personal life....it would truly take a miracle to get her on the right path again....

Jess said...

What kind of weird angle did that photog have to get to get that pic? Do people really just stand idle while dudes are laying on the ground with a camera up their skirt saying, "Hold on, just one more shot!" Duh, this IS Britney we're talking about. She probably said, "hey y'all, why'on't y'all git one frum up under thar?"

Britney Spears: Helping the economy, one pap and gossip writer at a time. :-)

Anonymous said...

She's is living the bon vie and you are not! oh, you're all just jealous! Maybe one day, if you're really good, you'll get dumped by a loser,someone will take your kids away, and you can go bald, and gain weight, and get arrested while flashing your coochie from your dented car, or get taken away in an ambulance while three guys strapped you to a gurney...OK. IT'S TIME WE STAND UP FOR BRIT, LET'S HOLD AN ONLINE PRAYER VIGIL. In a small place in her crazy brain, she thinks this is what WE want...she's crazy FOR US...she'd say like Jesus...

Anonymous said...

She has a g-string on in that pic, you can see it, it looks pink. And btw, Miss Tia, I hardly beleive that you have NEVER heard one Britney Spears song in your life, not one huh? Liar.