Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Boob lovin' monkey attacks Ricci



Christina Ricci is afraid of monkeys and didn't really want anything to do with the chimp on the set of Penelope, but she decided to try and be cool about it. The chimp who's name is Chim Chim grabbed her boob and wouldn't let go. She said the chimp freaked out and was really strong.. I’m thinking, ‘This thing is gonna rip it’s hand away and I will no longer have a boob there!’
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“I’m so freaked out and the whole rest of the actors are turned around so no one sees that this has happened to me and I’m like, ‘Help, help’ as quietly and calmly as possible so this thing does not freak out any further.
“Finally they got him off me but my fear is completely validated and I did not go near him for the rest of the shoot… Monkeys are crazy and you never what they’ll grab onto; I don’t like unpredictable animals.”
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I agree with her completely, but, monkeys in general fascinate me so much I'd still mess with it. It's a sad day when you realize Christina Ricci and a monkey may be smarter than you are.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hate monkeys too. They are filthy & nasty & mean!!!! You can never trust a wild animal.

Anonymous said...

I'd be horrified if I had to work with spiders. Booohoo a frickin monkey.. P.S Love Ricci, didn't know she was still out there!

Dirty Disher said...

What? She's always working!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ sad day when you realize ricci and monkey maybe be smarter then you are.

Hey shes been consistently working for years, shes choosen some really intresting roles, not mainstream block buster stuff. You should check them out. I love her & depp in the man who cried.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one here who noticed that you can totally see her braless boob through the shirt? Not that I was looking for it, but the high beams were shining in my eyes.

Anonymous said...

I love monkies, they're adorable and intelligent. She probably enjoyed that monkey tweakin on her nips, she seems like she'd be into beastiality :-)~

Anonymous said...

I thot u were gonna say that the marks on her top were made by the monkey attack. It looks like claw marks!

Anonymous said...

who can blame the ape (yes, ape, not monkey. Chimps are apes)?

most men would like to squeeze that boob. Or any other boob, as long as it is squeezable. Boob squeezing is one of the favorite things men do. Its in the same league like farting, eating hot stuff, watching porn or scratching the balls.

And since human men and male chimps are genetically closer than human men and human women, it was just naturally, that the ape wanted some piece of the meat melons.

Anonymous said...

NO! YOUR mommas ass smells like TUNA! EW! Real nice.

Anonymous said...

I hired an entertainer for a birthday party and he bought a monkey that could roller skate! (I shit you not!..my standards are pretty low..) mind you we were drunk by 10:30 so of course we thought he was AWESOME! he was dancing to "HOT IN HURR", I think he squeezed a couple of boobs, we thought it was adorable!!