Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Does anyone else think this is very weird?


There's John Mayer backstage with Miley Cyrus after a Hannah Montana concert. So, like the dork/fan I am, I go clicking to John's blog to see if he says anything about the big concert and why the fuck he was there. He didn't..but I did find this..
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"Went out to dinner Thursday night. My car. One glass of wine. Carpooled from dinner to go out to one more place. Everyone in my car. At the next spot, I do the Diet Coke with Lime thing. My favorite scotch (Lagavulin 16 year) arrives under my nose. "Can't do it," I say. Then I find out my friend has switched to Designated Driver and has a plan that involves everyone getting home safe. Cool. I love Lagavulin when the time is right. Now it's the end of the night and I'm feeling wonderfully buzzy and ready to get dropped off to my house in my car, except the person that was going to follow my car in the DD's car to drive him back isn't in shape to drive either. It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I call my housemate Chad. Chad's sleeping. He was in the studio all day. I explain to him that I need him to jump in the back seat of my car, ride to the DD's car and drive me back home. Of course Chad says "yes" and comes through like a champ. A champ, I say. Here's what I want to tell you: If I, incredibly hot/fugly John Mayer can make that call, so can you."
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So don't drive drunk..John Mayer says so. What would we do without John to show us the way?? He's like Jesus only he can play the guitar.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am sure that will stop everyone from drinking and driving now - guess they don't have taxi's in his neck of the woods either.

crystal

Anonymous said...

you'll struggle to find something bad abt this dude