Friday, January 25, 2008

Eva expects a lot


LongWhoria says hubby Tony has something very special planned for Valentines day! I'd laugh if it was a divorce. She says he gave her Christian Louboutins and a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas. Yeah, he knows your shoe size, Whoria..most guys would be hard pressed to tell you their wife's eye color. Pffft.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It could very well be love, but I just don't have good vibes about this marriage making it to old age together.

crystal

Anonymous said...

She buys those damn shoes by the dozens, thats not a special gift for someone like her. trust me! And just for saying that, CL will probably send her an entire crate of his shoes for free!!! Whooppe, a diamond tennis bracelet. I mean the diamonds are probably bigger than basketballs but still, not real original.

Anonymous said...

THANK YOU, Anon 10:26!

'xactly what I was going to say.

Yeah, I know we're talking Laboutin's here, but I just can't see Eva opening a Christmas gift from Moneybags Tony and finding something that's as common and everyday to HER-- as a new pair of cotton jammies is to ME.

Honestly? Considering this is EVA DIVA we're talking about here... I'd reckon 'ol Tony just told her to buy her OWN Christmas gifts to avoid any potential tantrums and/or meltdowns.

She was probably caught off-guard when asked what he gave her, and sputtered something about the shoes and a diamond bracelet.

And I too don't see this marriage going any distance at all... even though by Hollywood standards, they're already at their 20th Anniversary!

Anonymous said...

You know what they say about too good to be true and still talking on and on about it...they are miserable- hello? I don't care what you say about what you've got...looks like she pulled out grandamas giant blueberry costume today. UCKY!