Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Eva Longoria beats on Tony Parker


“We were all having a really nice time, eating Tex-Mex food and drinking cocktails,” partygoer Chris Ramirez tells Star exclusively. But it all went downhill from there.
“I don’t know how it happened, but the conversation got dirty fast,” says Ramirez. “Someone said oral sex should only be between man and wife. Then Tony chimed in, ‘A mouth is a mouth. What’s the difference?”
At that, Eva, 32, jumped up and screamed at her NBA star husband, “I can’t believe you said that! What do you mean, you’d take oral sex from anyone?” Then she let loose and slapped him hard across the shoulder, adds Ramirez. And if that wasn’t enough, she took a second shot, hitting him upside the head!
Although her rep denies the fight, Ramirez insists, “Eva was mad as hell, but Tony just sat there and did nothing. She then stomped off to another room, and we all sat there quietly. It was so awkward. I just thought to myself, ‘These two are crazy!’ Even before she made that comment, she kept hitting him and pushing him around - and she’s so tiny!”
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Eva Longwhoria has a special place for husbands that cross her..it's called the doghouse room and she makes Tony sleep there alone when he pisses her off. I think he sleeps there a lot. Whoria needs to pick her battles better..all women know men say things that are completely absurd sometimes, you just ignore it or roll your eyes, unless of course, you walk in and actually find a strange mouth on his member. And you can't go around hitting people even if they ARE uglier than a sack full of assholes hanging on a mud fence. These two get my vote for ickiest couple right after Heidi and Spencewad.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

she's horrid...i bet she has a deal in place with OK! for her 'tony betrayed me and i must divorce him' story....

boo hoo...

Anonymous said...

eh...she's a drama queen. They had a good laff about that on their way home, trust me! Heidi & Spncer have them beat by a million miles! Besides all NBA/NFL players are notorious for having extramarital sex. Eva knows this going in. She is aware of the temptations.

Anonymous said...

"even if they ARE uglier than a sack full of assholes hanging on a mud fence"
This is funnier than shit DD!
K

Anonymous said...

I didn't see the mud fence part & I was picturing assholes(anuses) hanging on a barbed fence, gross & kinda painful thot. But it also made me laff! Good one. I know alot of assholes I'd like to see hanging from a fence BTW!

Anonymous said...

I disagree. I'm sure she is a drama queen and all that, but he made a totally unnecessary, smart ass comment that showed no respect for her, in front of other people. I can see how she felt he was saying, "yeah, I'd take it from anybody." If my husband made that comment, I'd be pissed, too.

N.

Anonymous said...

I hope he doesnt lick on her nasty roast beef coochie, she looks like she would reek of salmon down around her nether region!!