Eva insists she and Tony are so newly married that she has never passed gas in front of him. Eva: "I save it for myself. You have to keep the mystery."
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Saves it for herself?? Given a choice, I think everyone in the world would rather hear Eva farting over Eva talking. Cutting the cheese isn't a mystery..why she brought it up is.
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too funny! honey what is that smell? it smells like rotten salad! that's not salad honey, that's a MYSTERY!
Probably true... because they only meet for photo-ops!
Her hubby seems to have absolutely ZERO interest in her.
you have to keep the mystery of WHAT?? of what it smells like?? he's a basketball player, he's SMELLED farts in the locker room....
i bet she cuts silent ones and blames it on the dog...
lol @ valle
Ive never been a fan of Eva's, nothing shes been in has impressed me. I just cant take to her at all.
There's a name for her celeb perfume (which you know is gonna happen)..Mystery!
They're married and she's never farted in front of him? I read somewhere that true intimacy in a relationship begins with the first fart, and I'm inclined to go along with that. What sort of phony marriage do they have?
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And what about Tony? Are we to believe he's never farted in front of HER??! Ridiculous!
Or does this "mystery" only count from a woman-farting standpoint?
DD, i have been an avid reader of your site for over a year now, though i never comment for some reason. anyways i agree with you 99.9% of the time and i think your absolutely hilarious. but, i must ask, why do you dislike eva longoria so much??
Another case of much ado about nothing.
DD doesn't like anybody, duh! Thats her schtik. Anyways, Eva is being lady-like & I understand that. They most suredly have separate bathrooms as well, or else he'd know she does stuff like that. My daughetr went with her last BF for 5 years and altho a couple of years in he finally gave up & farted, she never did, except silent ones & she always had a stomach ache too! She won't go #2 around a guy she likes either unlss it's a public RR & zero chance of him going in behind her & then it has to be an emergency! Some girls are VERY modest. They get over it eventually. When she is in labor(someday) she won't be able to control her bodily functions in front of anybody! But I totally get Eva on this matter.
Anon @ 1:08 - "DD doesn't like anybody, duh! Thats her schtik."
Ridiculous.
(as is Eva LongWhoria)
I'd like to sniff her farts
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