The fancy pants Seirra Towers on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood does NOT want Lindsay Lohan back. They say besides flooding Harry taco pants Morton's apartment she turned the place into party central. In fact, that became the place's nick name and the tenants don't like it one bit.
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One angry tenant said, "She was a disgrace when she lived here, no respect for the other tenants. I'd be leaving for work early in the morning and I would see her staggering in drunk."
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Pffft, when I see my neighbors come in staggering drunk I smile because I know they'll pass their stupid ass out and I'll have a quiet night. The Home Owners Association is taking steps to keep The Blow out!
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Here's a suggestion..maybe she can bunk up with her new best friend Hayden PantyLiner in Panty's moms basement. I'm sure she'd be a great example and help with chores. The Chateau Marmont already told her she can't live there anymore and Britney's fucked up The Four Seasons for all the party chicks. The crazy bitch bought a house last year, remember that? She paraded around the balcony in a bikini for two days and then left and the house was never seen again. I think there's a Home Owners Association there too. She should just buy a bar and live in it. A strip joint! Panty could live there too.
2 comments:
I wouldn't want to live by her either! Are STD's an airborne bacteria? Stay away Lilo! This chick is just flat out nasty & a whore-liar! Rehabbed my ass.
...but ...but
...she was just so cute in
The Parent Trap...
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