Saturday, January 19, 2008

Hef is trying to be a daddy again


Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison want a baby..they're going the in vitro route and have been visiting special clinics according to tongue waggers who've seen the two at the gynecologist/fertility specialists.
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Yeah, good luck with that project, it's amazing what scientists can do with dust these days. Hef's so old he doesn't even know who's mouth he has that spoon in let alone who's vagina his dust bunnies are being injected into. Poor kid..at least it will be rich...don't plan on playing catch with daddy unless you're throwing medication towards his wheelchair. Gawd.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why have a kid when youve got your funeral arrangments taken care of? Seriously he does and the kid will never know his/her father.

Anonymous said...

i'm on the fence with this one...i mean, who knows, he might outlive us all....but think about it, young parents could get in accidents, get a disease and die, be a crime victim, etc...

it's a crap shoot if you live or die---and we ain't rolling the dice....

single women go to sperm banks and get impregnanted and raise kids without fathers....so why shouldn't Holly have a child with a man whom she loves, and who obviously loves her, and if he dies 10 years from now, at least the child had a parent who laid a foundation of love in their life....

Dirty Disher said...

Good point.

Anonymous said...

you can change your babys diapers along with your elderly mans depends.. great !

Anonymous said...

Someone should tell him you can't impregnate blow up dolls.

Anonymous said...

roflmfao...dust bunnies...hahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

she's a beautiful girl and once the crypt keeper dies no one is going to touch a skank that will sink this low for dough....

Anonymous said...

How old are his current kids?

Dirty Disher said...

Hef has two other families and 4 kids total, so far. His older kids are grown and his daughter Christie is the chairman of Playboy. His two younger kids live with thier mom in an identical mansion next door to Hef.