Saturday, January 5, 2008

I never heard of this problem..


This cream is designed for men with Male Genital Odors, MGO as they call it. Testimonials say it's a miracle product that gives the user confidence.
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You know what I think? I think with the blending of genders these days and the so called problems associated with that, men are now being conned just like women were back in the day. Remember how those female genital sprays were all the rage in the 70's? They had names like Pristine, but, we called them pussy sprays. Then came disposable douches with names that evoked a summers night or a meadow of wild flowers. We were told we were disgusting and filthy if we didn't take care of "feminine" odors.
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Now, I don't mean to be gross here, but, it wasn't long before women figured out they were being had by merchandisers. Pussy should smell like healthy pussy and so the same theory applies to dick. Take a shower, dude. According to the manufacturer of this "miracle" the odors are caused by fungus. If you have dick fungus, you need a doctor (ditto if your twat smells like something died in there). If the smell of dick or pussy disgusts you, you might be putting your face in the wrong gender and there isn't any cream for that. Know what I mean? Geez.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL the dude who invented that was probably not very fond of showering.

Anonymous said...

i once answered phones for an 'escort' service and the 'ladie's #1 complaint about male's gentalia was that they needed to lift their sack and wash behind it!

so men who would buy this probably just need good ole soap and water....

hookers would know....

Anonymous said...

EWW! Men can groom their bush too, if it's growing wild it might need some upkeep. That hair is full of sweat & B.O. Just like woamns would. We don't even need that hair to be there anymore, but w/e...Guys are starting to figure out that pubes can cause odor & need maintenance. Daily shampoo down there & ass crack scrubbing & trim the bush boys! Ge-od! *gags*