Friday, January 18, 2008

Jack Nicholson might be done womanizing


Pot bellied balding Jack Nicholson thinks he might be too old to chase young women anymore. The 70 year old actor says : "I can't hit on a girl in public like I used to," he says. "I never thought words like 'undignified' would come into my own reflections on myself, but I can't do it anymore."
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Say it aint so, Jack baby!!! There go all my dreams of us on your yacht together sharing a cheeseburger and fries and exchanging witty pleasantries while you flirt with me with THEM ornery eyes. Sigh. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm too old for Jack. Still, the thought of Jack not chasing skirt...well, it's the end of an era.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm with you DD! I love me some old Jack baby! I am also too old for him. He's great. Who wouldn't go out with him? Hell, I'd be doing the asking, he wouldn't have a problem with me!!! Yeah right, in my dreams...sigh

Anonymous said...

I serioulsy think it must have been his clone that said that lol.

Jack Nicholson is a legend :)

crystal

Barb said...

Wonder if he ever considered a woman nearer his old age, who he might not feel so ridiculous with. Or is it a young beauty or nothing??

Anonymous said...

Jack would never come across as undignified chasing his beloved skirts lol. Crystal said it right, hes a legend and i personally want to see the old fart with a chick on each arm when hes 95! lol

Anonymous said...

I don't believe him, he's probably dating some insecure chick and pulling the old, "you're the only one for me", shit. Now drop to yer knees.....

Anonymous said...

I personally think he is a disgusting old douchebag.

Dirty Disher said...

Let's not forget Anjelica Houston..he loved her a long time and she's a hot OLD broad. He never was faithful though.

Anonymous said...

Hands off, Disher! He's mine!
Eve ;o)

Dirty Disher said...

I think there's enough of Jack to go around.

Anonymous said...

Yeah...I'll have the right half.
Eve