Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Jessica Biel's weird lips


Yeah, try and tell me that's natural. It looks like she painted her upper lip with gasoline then lit a match and had someone throw water on her right before it hit the third degree burn stage. One more injection and her lip will be growing out her nostril. Lovely.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

that.is.hideous.

Anonymous said...

Maybe her huge ass is as natural as her so-called lips?

Anonymous said...

and she is supposed to be so beautiful? don't think so

Anonymous said...

looks like she got socked in the mouth

Anonymous said...

I think shes pretty but not what i'd call a great beauty.

Theres a word for that shaped upper lip, when youve got 'upside down lips', but i can't think of it right now lol. I'll come back with it when i do. Probably 4 freakin am!

Amy said...

She just looks awful all around, actually. Face is all sallow.

Anonymous said...

She is beautiful...underneath all that weird shit she's slapped on her maw. Crikey, that's unfortunate. Not having been blessed with a nice poofy kisser myself, it puzzles me when people like her who had it naturally do this to themselves.

Anonymous said...

That looks so bad I can hardly imagine it is real. It must be photoshopped, no?

Anonymous said...

JT likes her stuff. bubble ass, bubble lips. He likes that ghetto sh**. & I agree, she's not all that. She's attractive at times but not beautiful. Kinda like Cameron Diaz. Up close Cam's face is a wreck. BAD acne scars. So, JT isn't that particular, he's going with a chick that was on 7th Heaven for gods sake. AT least it's not the wonky eyed one!

Anonymous said...

The bleached blonde hair makes her look like the life has been sucked outta her. It's for a movie, but it looks bad. Maybe the lips are for the part as well? She has her good days, like everybody. Even Brit has a good day once in a while. Well....did I actually say that? Well, somedays her clothes do match!

Anonymous said...

She aggravates me! I'm from Boston and partied w/ her when she attended Tufts and she was cool at first, but she had that snobby "i'm soo cool cuz i'm a half-ass celeb" persona. Fakeness!!

Anonymous said...

just rented her movie "easy virtue" from earlier this year . . .her oversized top lip and giant teeth honestly ruined it for me! That's all I could focus on! She's a gorgeous girl, didn't need to mess with her face/