Friday, January 18, 2008

Lohan doing time at the morgue


As part of the punishment for misdemeanor DUI, The Blow will have to spent two 4 hour days working at the city morgue and then two days in the emergency room. Pffft, please, if you could scare her straight with gross corpses, hanging out with ParAss Hilton would have done the trick. Maybe they should lock her in a room and run a slide show of those photos of her passed out at a gas station. That was worse than any poor dead person. I picture her snorting blow off slabbed bodies and trying on toe tags. I'm sure she knows where the emergency room drug cabinet is already. She'll be so helpful.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

she might get to wiffing some formaldehyde and other embalming fluids.....i hope she doesn't do make up on any corpses either...

Anonymous said...

I was gonna say!!! I bet she paints some toenails! She's a total idiot & this will not faze her one bit. She is probably just pissed to have to do it at all.

Anonymous said...

You're all cynics! The morgue would get to ANYONE. Bet she gets the shivers there.

Anonymous said...

She's not in there with the dead bodies people. She's just in some office doing time chatting with the employees & surfing the net. & being worshipped by all. She's not being shocked by anything. It's an office!!!