Sorry for a personal post on a weekday, but, the Grease Brothers are at it again. Those assholes fight more than Denise and Charlie. Besides all the big blogs and news sites are too busy exploiting Heath Ledgers demise to print anything worth commenting on.
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That top pic I took about a week ago. I showed it to crabbie after he whined to see it, and he goes.."A guy grilling, real scary." I was about to go off in my usual indignant self righteous female tirade when I realized that's exactly what he wanted and he was fucking with my blond head. It's his hobby. No, this pic isn't scary, the Grease Brothers are. That bottom pic, I just took. It's the Neanderthals grill under my stair way. It was 9 am and the grill is smoking hot. Fucking weird. Crazy Grease also dumped all the dirty laundry down there in the hall. Lovely.
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So anyhow..Crazy Grease is at it again..he's all screaming, banging, tearing things up. Maniac style..good mornin' weird psycho. Okay, two things happened before today. One, Dawg showed me they aren't that bad. They were going towards Dowg with a huge thick branch and I saw it out the window. I went crazy and ran out to save Dowg. I might be scared of 'em, but, no one's fucking with Dawg! I got out there all breathless and they were just playing fetch with him. Doh me. So I pretended I was just changing his water and went in.
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The second thing that happened is..I ran out of cigarettes Sunday. Got on my high horse and decided it's too frickin' cold to get out just for nicotine and I am not a slave to the tobacco companies. Yeah right. Anyhow, Crazy Grease should be afraid of ME today.
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So this time when Crazy Grease starts his crazy crap and my pictures got knocked off the wall, I marched my ass right down those stairs and pounded on their greasy glued together door. "Knock it off! Now!" Imagine how I felt when I saw Greasy and he's not the scary big ones. He's the little scrawny bad complexion one, in need of some Flintstone vitamins and some Clearasil. Oh, dear, this is bad. His big bad Greasy brothers were holding him back as he yelled at me "Bring it on! Come on!" Like a granny is going to fight him in her fuzzy pink bathrobe. Hmm. Then I notice the stupid little fucker isn't even really fighting against bigger Greasies..he's just bumping his chest on 'em and pretending. I know it's wrong, I know it's not smart..but, I couldn't help it. I laughed. First a snicker, then it was out of control. I was cracking up. That made Crazy Grease furious. I swear to you..I think I can take this guy. Brang it on, Baby Grease!
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So, stop worrying about me..I am not afraid of the GB's anymore. He's still hissy fitting and tearing their place up right now. No skin off my nose. I'm off to work today so he can scream all afternoon..but, he'd better shut up when I get home tonight. Or hope to fuck I got some smokes (I may or may not..haven't decided). Granny good witch needs her prime time. :)
9 comments:
you should report that grill in the hallway to the landlord and if they're too stupid to realize it's a fire hazard (and they would be liable as they rented to the idiots) report it to the fire department....
grilling at 9am?? do they have a stove?? is their gas on??? w.e.i.r.d.
Would you stop terrorizing those poor people you mean old woman?
Nice header by the way.
you have hillbillys living near by
once that happens.. you gotta move away
posted by the orginal Trailer park ho
I hope they don't try to use that thing as a heater if their electricity goes out. :)
Thats what I was thinking Miss Tia! Exactly! They must not have any gas! My bro-in-law grilled out every night. He had a heart attack at 42 & died! The Dr said he ate too much red meat! He was very slender! Who woulda thot! He did smoke, but the Dr said it was all the grilled red meat! I was not shocked. I saw him every night like a good daddy out grilling for everybody! I miss him. These guys just don't have any gas, it's obvious. At least not the kind you cook with!!
you know me - the worrywart of the century and I am with tia - NO GRILL should be inside period - it is way too hot if it was used and you could still feel the heat. Get the landlord looking next time it happens.
crystal
Please, DD, let me know if you want me to email you because I continually have to surpress my evil. I'm seriously not kidding - I think of deliciously devilish ways to get revenge on people, and I have rarely used it.
But with just a small amount of information and a few weeks of correspodence, I bet we can get them to leave your complex.
We don't have gas..we're all electric.
i feel for ya hon.i have a schitzo neighbor (real schitzo,not just i think he might be schitzo)that believes my husband and i break into his house,fuck up his hot tub,break into his car.he also thinks he saw us having a meeting at a nearby hotel with some people that have a peace order against him.the cops have never done anything about him. he will hurt someone some day ,then it'll be too late!
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