Friday, January 25, 2008

Nicolas Cage is pretty mad at the fat bitch


Nick just issued the following statement to TMZ: "I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans -- many of whom are children -- so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist."
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Ha..I just said fat bitch to get you guys all riled up. Worked, huu?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe he'll kill her. I'd laugh.

Major Majormajor said...

He could steal her. But I don't think she'll fit under his coat.

Anonymous said...

Did they date at one time?

Anonymous said...

Yikes! white pantyhose....

valle said...

he should saddle her big ass up and ride her to the glue factory