Thursday, January 3, 2008

Nicolette Sheridan half naked


Nicolette Sheridan has been living in a bikini for over a month now in St. Barts. I guess it's time to put one of the hundreds of photos of her on. She must own 1000 bikinis and she looks fine in them even though she's 44...she says. Personally, I think she's lots older than that. Her irritating man Michal Bolton douched out his CD's on The Home Shopping Network over Christmas. Pffft, that aint even QVC, dude. She keeps hinting to everyone that they're getting married and having a baby. They're too old for that shit. I don't even care if you ream me. 44 may not be too old, but, it's pretty old, but, this wench is more like the ghost of menopause past. It makes me tired. Mr. and Mrs. Gramma and Grampa Hosewife need to rethink this plan and maybe just buy a dog.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

She does look good for a middle aged woman. Good for her. But I agree. They are both too old to start thinking about raising a baby & trying to hang around until it's old enough to grow into a adult! I had my kids when I was nearly 30 & wish I hadn't waited that long even! I feel old now & I even thing I might not live long enough to see my grandchildren! My kids are 24 & 22 now & not even close to being married. So, see? Thats what happens. It's your own fault when you wait. But it was my choice & very chic at the time. So, I can deal. I am on your side DD.

Anonymous said...

Her body's hot.

Anonymous said...

She may be too old for kids, but too old to get married??? Give me a break. My mom is 72 and she just got married. My mom also canoes, backpacks, mountain hikes, works out on gym equipment an hour each day, is a member of several clubs and travels whenever she has spare time. Her new husband is the same way and he's older than her by two years. Senior citizens are not what they were 100 years ago my friend.