Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The Oprah Sarcophagus


Does Daniel Edwards really think that's what Oprah looks like naked? It's creepy that anyone pictures Oprah naked. I get it. King Tuts gold, Oprah is God.. whatever. Looks more like the Venus Of WillenDORK. This is the same dude that gave us Britney on a bear rug with a baby coming out her cootch when we all know she had C-sections.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not Oprah - it's Beyonce in three years.

Anonymous said...

That will haunt my dreams forever.

Anonymous said...

gross

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO crabbie.

Anonymous said...

I think you're being silly when you say is that what he thinks she really looks like (I can't always tell) but if you're not, the body he's made for her is a representation of the sacred feminine. In ancient cultures they worshipped females and would make amulets and figurines with exaggerated breasts/hips/buttocks as those are symbols of fertility.

Typical goddess figurine

Anonymous said...

So basically, bon bon chowing, Yankee candle lighting, contemporary females view her in the same goddess role as ancients viewed...um...planet Earth.

Anonymous said...

Crabbie you crack me up.

Good lord like oprah needs another shot of helium to her already cosmicly large sense of self importance.

Just tell her its african tribal art and shell love it, other wise shell pitch a fit at being depicted so unflatteringly lol.

Anonymous said...

what is this? why are we talking about it?