Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Ozzy...a bright investment


Anyone who hires Ozzy Osbourne to write his own biography deserves the stoopid award. Ozzy hasn't produced anything yet, because he can' recall his life due to his heavy partying.
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Ozzy: "I often get asked, 'Is it true you snorted a line of ants?' Knowing me, there's a very good possibility. But do I remember it? No way."
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No kidding? Have they talked to Ozzy??? The guy can barely remember his kids names. He knows his wifes name because everytime he gets lost in their house he yells "SHAAAAA_RON!" He probably has that written on his palm. Jeeezaloo. I picture him waking up in the morning and being amazed that he owns feet. Wow..feet! Cool.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i have not liked ozzy since i read a few years back how he killed his first families 17 cats with a shotgun while on drugs....his first daughter pretty much disowned him after that, but they have reconciled somewhat mostly due to sharon....

i know he was on drugs, but you gotta have some kind of deep seated issues to kill animals....

Anonymous said...

I love Ozzy & Sharon saved his life more than once. Even tho he tried to kill her! There are definitely issues there. If this book gets written, Sharon will have to do it & interview people that knew him, he won't remember who they are. I'd read it tho. It would be amazing to read all the stories that other artists would relate about him. I'm sure he'd enjoy reading it too!

Anonymous said...

Jack looks cute here

Dirty Disher said...

Jack IS cute, just not in that Hollywood way.

Anonymous said...

I dunno about that DD. I've seen him in some movies & he was actually good. Can't remember what movies! Not a big part or anything. But is Jack Black good looking? Or Will Ferrell? John Belushi? Most people are not drop dead gorgeous, so to look cute or just regular is a plus many times. Look at the 3 guys in the recent hit "Superbad"...none are good looking & yet everybody loves them because they are "them"...Jack Osborne is more into music anyway, so w/e. his looks don't matter. Even tho he's really cute & is at least in much better shape than he has ever been. He had a reality show last year about his rock climbing adventures & different things he was doing as he rehabbed & got into shape. It was a good show. Sharon & Ozzie appeared on it.