Saturday, January 26, 2008

"whore in a club"..now WHO could that be?


From Shanna Moakler's MySpace :
Friday, January 25, 2008

"A woman is like a teabag, only in hot water do you realize how strong she is" Current mood: betrayed
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Im gonna TRY to make this short and sweet….
I am VERY far from where I would like to be in my career, I'm from a small town in the smallest state, I've started working as a teen model and lived in every city and beat the streets in every town, taking every audition, I modeled, I did pageants I took every meeting I could, I've been rejected 1000 times and I never gave up…I took every one liner, bit part I could, I didn't have my daddy's name or some hollywood connection, I worked my ass off, and no I may not be in the A list, but I have drive and conviction and ambition… and I wont ever stop trying to be involved in projects that I enjoy and get the opportunity's that allow me to show what it is I strive to do…I grew up watching musicals with talents such as Ann Miller and Fred Astaire and that is the sole reason I moved across the country to this city with the dream to be a part of this industry.
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with that said,
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never in all my life, if I thought for one second with all that I have done, (and I am actually proud of what I have accomplished), did I ever think having a confrontation with a whore in a club or the complete heartbreaking ups and downs of my marriage which sadly have to play out in front on the public, would take center stage from what it is I actually LOVE doing…
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it makes me fucking sick and sad….. that the reality is having a sex tape and letting men piss on you, getting dui's , flashing your crotch and going to jail is apparently today, the image young men and woman strive for to get their foot in the door… thats not talent and it sure doesn't deserve fame. I mean thats the message i see everyday in my TV, in my papers, on my radios…
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i dont want to be known for any of this!! ill keep my small time reality show and my dignity and keep it moving! my marriage is just not up for entertainment anymore.
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and perez hilton…go fuck yourself. i guess making fun of everyone in times of trouble shows exaclty the caliber of your class. but look who you named yourself after. maybe i just dont get the "jokes". but its a form of entertainment ill pass on.
signing off.
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health, wealth and yes all the happiness you can stand! SHANNAXOXO

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Respect.

There's much more intelligence and courage in her than I would have expected.

Anonymous said...

Im impressed with her understanding and level of personal dignity. The girl has ethics, who knew!

Anonymous said...

dear Shanna,

Perez will stop hazzling you, as soon as you lick his asshole. Ask Paris' and the other stanks, who never get abused by him, because they did exactly this.

If you are too proud for this, congratulations, you are indeed a human being. Just amuse yourself thinking about Paris (or Dita's) nose up Perez ass, while he is squeaking in his super gay, disgusting voice.

That fat assface.

Anonymous said...

She's right about Perez... there is no bigger skank media $2 whore than he is. He's not clever, not original, just tries to plaster his mug and name as far and wide as possible.

"Pleeeeease!!! Look at ME, look at PEREZ!!!!"

Ugh.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea who the whore in a club is...that's why I follow your site. It's your job to tell me these things. I read you because I don't have the time to follow the celeb trails. What's the story?

N.

Anonymous said...

Oh fer chrissake. Not again.

All this pretentious claptrap from someone who is in every way just as f'-up, money-grubbing and skanky as the "whore in club" she's putting on blast. She must really be desperate for attention to have to resort to firing up the "MySpace Wars". Again.

According to Shanna's twisted logic, apparently it's cool to "flash your crotch" in a men's magazine for cash--- and to aspire to it--- but it's *NOT* okay to flash it for free, climbing out of your ride.

And she's right, she didn't have a "famous Daddy"---she made her "Hollywood connections" the old fashioned way: In the bedroom. The list of her victims reads like a Hollywood Who's Who and make no mistake--- Shanna was fiercely determined to make a name for herself -- but it was through *marriage to a celebrity*, (any 'ol celeb will do!) --not an acting career. And as a little extra "fiduciary insurance", she was careful to pop out a few kids.

That way, when her celebrity husband has had enough of her partying all over Hollywood until the early morning hours and finally kicks her to the curb, she'll still be financially solvent on mega-bucks child support.

Oh, she's talented alright... but not for anything notable outside of a porn movie.

Anonymous said...

well, Shanna posed naked, but since when does Playboy (it was Pb, right?) crotch shots?

Oh, they don't!

There is a big difference between full frontal nudity and showing around genital details only you, your lover and your gynocologist should know.

So why is Paris famous? Because of that cs when she was how old? 16? 17? Lindsay had at least some mediocre remakes of german classic films and some other stuff under her belt, when she flashed. Kim K. is only famous because she has pee on her tits. And the rest of the skanks? Tara Reid had a very minor role 'The big Lebovsky' before she became unbearable.

So Shanna is correct. Public crotch flashing, public drunkeness and irresponsible behaviour will bring you a lot more attention (and money) than work.

Isn't it a great world?

Anonymous said...

In response to Anon @ 12:53;

You can see a Playboy "crotch shot" via a link in the "Dita Von Teese" posting from a couple of days ago.

And if you don't think for one moment that Shanna Moakler hasn't been drunk in public all over the streets of Hollywood in recent years... you've got your head buried in the sand.

And WHO wouldn't consider getting into a FISTFIGHT in a nightclub -- that she herself incited-- "irresponsible behavior"? All that done, while her 3 kids were home with a sitter. Mother of the year.

(And for the record, the Paris Hilton/Rick Solomon sex tape was made when she was 19 years old.)

Anonymous said...

I am not talking about the sex tape.

There is a nice picture of Paris leaving a car, showing the world her unshaved crotch. That was years before the sex tape.

Anonymous said...

Shanna! Keep up the good work & don't sell out . It's good that you are not a fugly whore like parASS. PigezHilton is a wannabe loser! The fat ass thinks he's a celebrity now BUT he'll always be a fat, obnoxious, queen !

Anonymous said...

"There is a nice picture of Paris leaving a car, showing the world her unshaved crotch. That was years before the sex tape."

Huh? Paris was a nobody before the sex tape.

Anonymous said...

One who doesn't like lad-magz just doesn't buy them.
But public indecency is an insult to whole society.

Being drunk is fine. Drunk driving is not.

Anonymous said...

[[One who doesn't like lad-magz just doesn't buy them.
But public indecency is an insult to whole society.
Being drunk is fine. Drunk driving is not.]]

say whaaat?