Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Alba...still pissed


The more her pregnancy progresses the pissier she gets. She's horrified at the idea of breastfeeding. It makes her more paranoid than giving birth (her words.) Ummm, then don't do it. Your kid will survive without sucking on the sexiest tits alive.
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She has hormonal imbalances which cause her to scream and yell and throw Cash Warren out of the house for the tiniest thing (her words.) I think that's just an excuse and she's always been a bitch.
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Now the latest..
Her friends say she got pregnant on purpose to keep her dumbass boy friend interested. Now reports are that he cheated on her while she was at Sundance and they're done. She swears she'll never take him back or have another baby. She's no longer wearing her fat shiny rock, but, she's still pissed. Fuck, she was born pissed. Let's hope a cute baby will make her crack a smile.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope her baby is better looking than she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I hope the kid looks exactly like the daddy! Not cute! Thats what she deserves. I can understand his cheating too. She's a terrible person & he's probably sick of having to tell her that she's the hottest most gorgeous woman to ever live!!! Besides thats what has ruined her life. *Her words* LOL!!

Anonymous said...

She's not pretty what-so-ever

Anonymous said...

Frankly, I like the Alba pissed, I just wish she wasn't so damn stupid. It would be more enjoyable if she were pissed at interesting things--like politics, than about her stupid boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

That poor baby