ONE MILLION DOLLAR Oscar shoes designed by Stuart Weitzman to be worn by Juno screenwriter, Diablo Cody. What? Who's going to be looking at HER feet? Slap those suckers on Cate Blanchett or someone we actually recognize. Anyhow, they're kinna ugly. The diamonds look like some old bingo freaks lapel in a Palm Springs assisted living facility.
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They could cobble the diamonds into the shape of Cisco's balls - I'd still go "oooooh, diamonds!"
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DD: you are wasting your talent, you should be on stage in front of people, you write the funniest lines. Not to mention that funny picture of you on your blog. You could be the new Phyllis Diller! You crack me up.
I love you toooooooo!
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if they made them the size of Cisco's balls there'd be no way anyone could wear them on their feet...well except maybe Paris, cuz she has boats for feet...
misstia:
OK - we'll fashion the diamonds into a necklace! Or a bellyring (bellybracelet for me, so people could see it) Paris can ski - without skis...that's hot.
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Yes, the diamonds actually should be on the soles ...
DD, you and I both know Cate has better taste than that.
Who was that girl that was the down fall of Soderberg... or whatever his name is.? Those shoes are perfect for her. I think Julie Roberts... or something like that... portrayed her.
"Crisco Balls"??? Wouldn't that be kinda messy & greasy? Nasty! hehehe
Most of the time when you wear a pair of shoes embellished with "diamonds" etc, you are walking along merrily on your way & sometime you look down at your feet & go "Hey! Where'd my diamond thingy go"??? Hope that doesn't happen with these! Well actually, I don't care. I love "Juno" tho, but that girl that played 'Juno'..seems kinda butch to me.
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