I was bored last night so I watched the NAACP awards, Aretha won the Vanguard, which is a very prestigioius honor..and she deserved it. I love me some Aretha...BUT, here's the part where I piss everyone off... She wore a strapless white evening gown and while everyone there was smiling as she accepted her award, shaking their heads yeah at her, saying "go girl"..EVERY one of them had to be thinking the same damn thing I was. That if the tiny strings holding up her imense bodice were to break, her tits would snap out and decapitate the front row. Or she was going to die of a heart attack right there in front of everyone. Her bare arms were a frightening mass of rippling mountainous flesh. She was scary looking and needs to go to a medical clinic. I've never seen anything like it.
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If SHE writes that she's going to sue me I WILL be kissing her ass because I'm afraid of her (unlike some other people who's name I won't mention, but, they just bug me until I kiss their ass so I won't have to listen to them).
7 comments:
she's been wearing gowns like that all over lately....with the teeny tiny straps....
those feats of engineering really need to be used to help the peoples! seriously....those straps ain't holding that dress up....she's probably got a little shelf under her boobs with baby mexicans holding them up.....
she is THE QUEEN of having huge knockers!
with an ego to match!
Boob scaffolding Miss Tia? This woman HAS to have some serious health issues, there is no way in he** she is healthy. Barry White died of being obese, so did John Candy, Marlon Brando etc. Eat to live, don't live to eat, peoples! I don't care if you can afford a t-bone 3x a day, don't do it!
Aretha is too arrogant to think she's got a problem, look at her outfit choices...teenage prom dresses on steroids!
Does she have teeth? She always looks like she's gumming herself.
The Queen of Soul is 65 freekin' years old. She's a BIG lady. Does anyone *really* think she's going to diet or God-forbid, have surgical intervention for weight reduction?
Somehow I think if she were to drop dead tomorrow, the consensus would likely be that she lived a long and extremely productive life.
You go girl.
I wonder what she eats to maintain her girlish figure?
I also wonder if her gowns are custom made, AND how much fabric one of those dresses contains!!!?
Really, I would read a Yahoo news article about it! Okay reporters, hop to it!
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