Miley: I love hanging out with you, you're so awesome kewl! Don't be intimidated by me. K?
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Panty: Why would I? I am the most adorable fresh faced teen in the world with perky tatas and I save whales and dolphins!
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Miley: Ummm, I'm Hannah Montana and I'm the richest child in the universe. AND I can actually carry a tune.
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Panty: You're right..let's not fight anymore. We are both the bestest cutest most sexiest short people on Earth. I love you.
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Miley: I love you too, I tivo that little show you're on. Whatever that is.
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Panty: (whispers) die cunt.
4 comments:
You crack me up woman.
Ya' think Miley Ray's gone Hollywood?
Seems like she a-gettin' th' big-head.
I saw her on Leno's show and she didn't seem to want to give ol' dad any camera time.
she bugs! she's supposed to be 15 but she looks alot older to me now that she dyed her hair and w/ the dark red lipstick. yuck. and, she already has a smokers voice. she was puckering her lips at the academy awards red carpet arrival.
Does Miley smoke? No shock if she does. All young Hollywood does. I have never heard this child speak, and I couldn't care less. Actually I have never heard either of these kids speak. Maybe if I was 12 I'd give a sh**.
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