DDL: "Come on, honey, you promised you wouldn't be late, it's the Oscars! Sob."
RM: But, but, my dress is falling down around my shoulders and my bra straps are showing! OMG!"
DDL: "Oh sweet Jesus spare me. (quickly grabs the bed skirt and rips it into shreds) Here, lets tack this red shit to the shoulders. There! You look hot, now lets GO!"
RM: Noooo baby, now my bodice is sagging and you can see my boob job scars. I can't go. I can't go like this!"
DDL: Oh, for the love of fuck. How much did we pay for this overpriced shit?? (digs through a cardboard box in the hall closet) Here, let's hot glue this old tree topper to your front. That totally works, trust me."
RM: " Nooooo, that made my skirt pull and I look pregnant! You go without me, but, remember I'll chop your balls off and burn them if you do, but, go ahead. Really honey."
DDL: "I'm in Hell. I live in fucking Hell! Here..I've got it. We'll use this old diaper pin to hold the back. THERE! It's draped now, it's drapes, I swear you look like a million bucks!"
RM: OMG, you're a genius. But, now these shoes don't match.
6 comments:
LMFAO! Brilliant! I was picturing him going to the hall closet & grabbing the box of x-mas crap & digging around in it! That was great. & looks like it might be true. Hot glue & safety pins saved the day! She's very pretty but that dress is a total mess & he's f'g hawt! Loved that!!!! Thanks so much DD. You kill me, yet again.
Hey. TY.
what kills me is that she still felt the need to wear earrings with this disaster! Worst dress I bet!!!
what's sad is that if you remove the sleeves, red ribbon, and clown buttons, she would have looked lovely.
oh ya. what's with the gangsta hoops he wore?
It's really funny cause the first thing I thought when I saw that dress is "This is gonna be a post on DD's website."
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