Friday, February 1, 2008

Eddie Murphy is still a shit bag


Eddie has a great excuse for never seeing his daughter, Angel. He says Mel B was beneath his standards and basically he was just playin'. Besides, they only had sex three times so Eddie is shocked she got pregnant, because Eddie is an anatomy/reproduction genius, it seems. (Rolls eyes) Then Scary Mel hit him up for a potload of money and a house and Eddie feels she was conning him the whole time. Eddie says maybe Angel will look him up when she's grown.
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It makes no difference if Mel B was a gold digger, she wasn't the only one with her pants off and now the kid has to grow up with no dad. Nice, Eddie..you know what that makes you? A shit bag.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't wipe my a** on him. Wait, yeah...maybe I would! After I ate a huge burrito! Full of peppers! Oh yeah...

Anonymous said...

well, my solution:
I will never ever again watch a movie starring him.

Hm, are there any EM films worth watching?

Anonymous said...

If you aren't there when your kid needs you, your kid isn't going to need you, when you're there.

N.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Mel B was after her money. She's not exactly hard up is she? Even before the Spice Girls reunion tour she must have had millions. He's a twat.