Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Holly Madison..NOT knocked up


Despite everyone in Hollywood catching the baby bump, Holly is still the owner of an unoccupied womb. But, she assures us, she and Hef are trying. Holly: “There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!”
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Oh, fercripessake..just go jump the pool boy and tell grampa he done good.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he's saved some of his man-juice for Holly in the freezer. She really wants his child & he's old! I bet there have been arrangenments made, just in case he's not around for the event. Sad but true. None of our biznaz tho, but I hope she gets his baby, one way or another.

Anonymous said...

If they did have a baby I wonder if beacause Hef is sooooooooooooooooo old if the baby would be born with wrinkles!?

Anonymous said...

The only reason Holly wants Hef's kid, is for the considerable bankroll the little "bundle of joy" will come swaddled in.

Hef can't live much longer... and as the mother of his (next) kid, she'll be guaranteed an easy life.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! unoccupied!!! ahahahhaaa!!

Anonymous said...

Holly wants to marry Hef & is in love with him. Of course she would be guaranteed cash for life if she had his child but I believe she's sincere. I love her. She's a sweetheart. She loves her "Puffin's"

Anonymous said...

Hef is still good lookin' too BTW! Even 20 something girls think so!