I realize not everyone was blessed with my natural beauty, but, I need your photos. Nevermind this picture, I was trying to be my hero Janis Joplin in order not to intimidate anyone with my incredible gorgeousness and style. (My shirt said "I'm with stupid" and had an arrow, but, there was no one else there and that messed with my head just a little.) It's almost Sunday..and I have several things I'm dying to get off my chest including my sandbags, but, I don't wanna be the only one on here! Come on! YOU have dogs, cats, kids, houses, yourself and lots of stuff. I'm sending my boa to the first person, baby or pet that holds up a sign that says "I love the Dirty Disher!" The boa's photoshopped so don't expect much. I love you guys!
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PS..please put DIRTYDISHER in the email title if you haven't written to me before, oh, and include the nic name you want to be called by.
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Remind me to send you that picture of me dancing with the cardboard cut-out of Rock Hudson.
i just emailed you some pix!
Thanks!!!
And crabbie,,,you BSer..I've only seen your pics in MSN because you're too chicken to send them to me because youre so afraid ill post them and blow your cover. If ya don't know, crabbies cute with long wild blonde hair!
What color are your eyes. How long is your hair? What is your bra size?
Blue. Long, Meg Ryan hair. Ummm, large. Shall we meet for coffee? I need a pic of you.
i sent ya 4....but i'm going to peruse my puter files....i want to find the pix of the goodyear blimp over my yard and it was LOW....
Awsome, you're cute BTW.
OMG i never pictured crabbbie with long blond hair! Thats crazeeeeee.
gee shucks, thanks....sure don't feel cute...especially when i had the shingles...bah...think i'm breaking out AGAIN...damn things....
somewhere i have pix of me back in college where i have my hair down and am wearing MAKEUP....i showed a neighbor some of those pix and they were shocked! even have a pix of me with the lead singer of Great White back when they played Kent State---this was in 89/90...i'll scan those in sometime....
I aint buying you no coffee. Can I please just have a picture of your tittys?
Yeah, lemme rush that right out to you, big spender.
DD u r so cute! I love that pic. Where do we send pics? We have a black Scotty dog that wears pants! He has quite an extensive wardrobe actually & he loves it!!
flying_buttress@hotmail.com
Your dog does not love its extensive wardrobe honey. It's a dog. It loves chewing furniture and licking itself. You're projecting your human traits onto it, dumb-fuck.
Nevermind crabbie. He had a cat that ran away and when he finally found it, it refused to go home with him. Not kidding.
I don't blame the poor cat! Gawd Crabbie, now we know where you got your name. & our dog DOES like wearing his clothes. He hates hats, thats true. I am not a dumb f**k either. I am gonna stop visiting your site now. That was mean. It sucks balls anyway. You are just trying to project your animal traits onto your site. & thats not a good thing. I was just starting to kinda like you too. Nevermind now. :(
PS: I am NOT your "Honey" either!!!!! Crabs in your butt!
Oh you'll get one from me for sure but it will have to be tomorrow. I promise you'll get it!
BTW, I LOVE that pic of you!
Susan
Person with pants-wearing dog I ripped earlier - it might interest you to know that the Dirty Disher dared me to say that to you, and laughed when I did.
Bitch! You said ppl who dress up dogs are dumbass's. (not at anyone in particular) I said, double dog dare you to post that. You did. God, you're a bitchy little fruit. Why do I hang out with you night and day? I could be making Jesus toast to sell on eBay. Beeeeeeeeeeeeotch. You still said it and alls I said was I really love my readers photos. Ha ha..I'm the nice one today. I win.
Will! Grace! Stop it!
ok I sent one. Hope you like it DD.
Finley
Nice self pic. Didn't know you were such a big drinker.
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dog wearing pants person, don't get your panties all in a bunch with Crabbie, his website rocks! He is just as sarcastic as DD, that is just their nature and they are damn funny about it.
Crabbie has pics somewhere??? I WANT TO SEE!!!!!!
Crabbie has long blonde hair? I really need to see a pic of this.
I have him pictured as, well, Crabbie...
He'd kill me if I posted it. He'd beat me to death with his plumb pashmina. The sobbing alone would kill me.
BTW, I've said before..we're Jack and Karen. Not baby Will and whiney Grace.
Jack and Karen...now I like you two even more!!!
To crabbie, "dumbfuck" is an endearment, so I'd feel special if he called me that.
Really crabbie, your anonymity allows me to picture you in your impoverished kitchen, a bitter old fag getting fat on chips ahoy, pecking out 'bitticisms' on an old computer, the only thing you own worth more than $25, another bright, insightful mind lost to junk food and old age.
So I don't want to see your long wild hair, because Fabio is the only one who can (cough) pull that off and in my mind, you are slowly balding with a bad haircut.
I thought it was Jeebus toast. People would pay good money for that.
I wish I had a photo to send in. But I have no kids, my dog died years ago, I am not living anywhere worth taking photos of... I just have a photo of myself with a shaved head and I am not sure that would cut it.
Send it in!
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