The worlds most famous almost living blow up doll (since Coco) is now marketing her own line of adult sex aids. The Katie Price boinking toys will include condoms, vibrators and massage devices. I am assuming the line will include dildos the size of a city bus, fart catching jars and video cameras which can be operated by small children so parents can avoid paying a pro film crew. Everything will be made of plastic. Goes without saying.
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EWW! But she will make a Bojillion dollars, you know! Wal-Mart is even starting to carry "sex-toys", so are alot of other major retailers. Theres big bucks in it. Walgreens online has all kinds of sh**. It's amazing.
WALMART is carrying sex toys????
the store that made nirvana change 'rape me' to 'waif me'????
Walmart didn't get Cobain, because that song sure wasn't about sex. Dummyass's.
Nirvana is the sh** DD!!! I love "Dive"...Kurt Cobain was an amazing artist. He should still be here, it pisses me off. Him & John Lennon!!! It just Sucks.
Miss Tia...MSN had an article on their homepage last week about all these retailers beginning to carry "Adult" products now. I read it & it said Wal-Mart was going to also. To what extent is yet to be seen, but noted that they already carry the "K-Y Tingle" & "K-Y Warming" lubricants etc. among other things, so they are going for it. Walgreens online even has a sex couch!!! Haha!! It's just a sorta couch for the fun of it. Playboy also carries this stuff of course, but I know what you mean...Wal-Mart?!! LOL. The people that shop at wal-mart will probably not get it unless Uncle Granpa is there to explain!!!
great, more shit to "explain" to the kids! how dare they invade my Walmart! babywipes on isle 2, big giant hot pink King Dong dildos, isle 3?
"isle" as in island? Yeah, Wal-Mart is like an island. An oasis, pardise of charm & relaxation. NOT!!! Now in "aisle" 2 they might have those King King thingy's and g'ma will be picking that up on Saturday when she makes her weekly trek to the "isle" of Wal-Mart. When she picks up her Depends on "aisle" 7.
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