Kate BeckinTwat has a vagina

Kate to Allure: I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!" The star also insisted her best asset is too "private" to discuss. She said: "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"

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A pharoah's tomb? Aren't they all dusty and smell dank and mildew-ie? And then you find out there aint no treasure and you die from pox or something. Whatever, Beckinsale. This is as douchy as Hayden Pantiliner overestimating her importance in show biz. Check it. Lick my pharoah's tomb, bitches. Gawd.