Katherine Heigl wants Grey's Anatomy producers to have Izzie killed off so she can be released from her piddly TV contract and be in big moobies because she is a real star, unlike those other dreamy losers. I think they should do it. And Izzie would be all bummed out because everyone she humps is either dead, gay or married to hot fat girls and she shoots herself in the head with a gun she found under Meridith's bed. BUT, someone accidentally put real bullets in the gun and we are never subjected to Heigl's whining again. Oh, yeah and in the investigation of the "accidental" homicide of Americas most annoying self proclaimed movie star..Sandra Oh's vaginal DNA is found on the gun sparking the rumor of a weird S and M affair between "the girls." My Space photos eventually surface.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Katherine Heigl is a big ol' movie star
Katherine Heigl wants Grey's Anatomy producers to have Izzie killed off so she can be released from her piddly TV contract and be in big moobies because she is a real star, unlike those other dreamy losers. I think they should do it. And Izzie would be all bummed out because everyone she humps is either dead, gay or married to hot fat girls and she shoots herself in the head with a gun she found under Meridith's bed. BUT, someone accidentally put real bullets in the gun and we are never subjected to Heigl's whining again. Oh, yeah and in the investigation of the "accidental" homicide of Americas most annoying self proclaimed movie star..Sandra Oh's vaginal DNA is found on the gun sparking the rumor of a weird S and M affair between "the girls." My Space photos eventually surface.
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Yeah she wants to leave because the National Enquirer said so. Hey..wait a minute..they said it last year...and the year before that as well.
not. funny. at. all.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.DD, I love how you write. Your humour is hotter than Jessica Alba.
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