No, you won't be dead soon, you big fat liar. Not here anyway. At least that photo shows dead grass. Not here. It's snowing up a storm again today. It's always snowing. No, I take that back, we did have the ice storm and two days of rain that froze into more ice. I can't stand it, I haven't seen pavement in almost 4 months. You can't walk in the yard because it's nothing but huge chunks of ice piled on more ice. Will I get to work today? Hmmmm, I have a new (almost) car I call lil' red slip and slide. I also have movies to return and you know how cheap I am. I hate late fees.
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Oh, the movies were "Waitress", which had Kerri Russell and was good, "The Nanny Diaries", with Scarlett Johansson, a fair time waster, and a horror flick called "Joshua", a demented evil child flick. Liked it.
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I hate this place. I'm inclined to believe Iowa's property title is held by Beelzebub. I hope the bastard owns a snowplow and a salt factory. Speaking of snowplows, where are they?? The number of cars abandoned in the street drifts outside now reaches four. Wimps! If I run out of cigarettes I will plow you out of the way myself in the lil red slip and slide.
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I know!!! I am so over this f'g winter. It started before Thanksgiving & hasn't let up. Now we are having floods & thunderstorms. Well, it's going to end soon, but not soon enough for me. By March 1st I start to think it's getting close!
LOL!!!I love that smug grin on his face!!
~sing it like Cookie Monster~
"me loves LA, me luv it!"
I know you didn't deserve that...took the day off and feelin' groovy, think I'll take the kids to Disneyland..
well it's in the 70's here in nc..
where i am in nc it's nearly 80! i just moved here from nj a couple months ago & i am definitely not used to this.
Disher you should gather up your family and move to one coast or another. I keep thinking this, so now I'm saying it. It's cold and shitty here too, but at least I'm on the East Coast.
Hey, DD:
Come visit us here in Los Angeles (land of perpetual self-absorption). If you're real lucky, you can get a picture of the ambulence carrying Poontang back to her house!)
you always want what you can't get! i'm in maryland,today it was 72 degrees! i'd like some snow before the season's over.
we are having flooding in ohio...so i've been walking the beast in the pink rain boots and bright yellow rain coat--with bright striped umbrella....
tonight we are suppose to get a snow/rain combo....gee, at the end of last week we had 2 inches of slush...that was bad....HATE SLUSH....rain is alright---as long as we don't get like a foot in one day; snow is alright--really, i like snow.....in the winter, not year round; but SLUSH?? HATE IT.....
ice isn't nice either...
DD, want to come stay with me in the small-town ghetto? It was 75 degrees yesterday and humid as hell--we had the air turned on! Then the tornado threatened to come our way, but all we got was a little hail, lots of rain, and fierce winds. But we're back to normal today...staying in the 50s and 60s and 30-40 at night. So, should I clear you a place to sleep? The only snow I've seen all year was a little bit that covered a flower pot...by the time I woke up all that was on the ground had already disappeared. <3
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