Monday, February 18, 2008

More Lohan being Monroe


Lohan on Marilyn...“Here is a woman who is giving herself to the public. She’s saying, ‘Look, you’ve taken a lot from me, so why don’t I give it to you myself.’ She’s taking control back.”
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This is a joke, friggin' tranny manhole.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rabbit teeth, she WISHES she was Marilyn! Not EVEN close. EW! All those nasty freckles & no clas at all. Just nude pics, I don't care WHO took them. It's The Blow...you ain't gonna get quality out of that pile. Not attractive. Nobody's gonna care.

hart734 said...

no curves, and truly looks horrible trying that head back -mouth-open - eyes half mast. Really awful. She is a fool - had it all one time, and was a cute kid with workable talent. I will never see any of her movies again, will not purchase a mag with her in it; and don't think I'm alone on that. Marilyn was a bit on the neurotic side, but my god was she watchable. I have seen all her stuff, and enjoyed every minute.
The Blow is a joke

Anonymous said...

She gets uglier and uglier, what happened to her career?????? Is it finally over???? She is a joke.

Anonymous said...

Gross..whats with the dishcloths in front of her well-gnawed on boobs? its not like half the world hasnt seen or had a go on them before!

Anonymous said...

She looks horrible trying to pull of that pose, and she is so spotty! Just ewwwww!

Susan

Anonymous said...

Auuuugghhhh!!!

My EYES!!!!!!! My EYYYYYES!!!

Oh, the paaaaainnn...

Anonymous said...

its not that bad. Tasteless, but not bad.

Oh, and freckles aren't 'nasty'. They are cute or sexy.

Sadly Lindsay looks so used up. But why the hate? Did she kill someone? Drunken driving? Stealing stuff? Destroying lifes?

There are much better targets for your hatred. Like Paris, Perez, Angelina, Madonna, her mom, your mom.

That are freaks of nature. Lindsay is just an abused (abused by her parents) party-maniac with low self-esteem.

I pity her - and would love to play with her tits.

Anonymous said...

Some people have low self-esteem and still wouldn't think of showcasing themselves as needy sluts, drunkards, cokeheads, and all around accomplished imbeciles like this girl has always done.

You may justify her acts by bringin up her troublesome childhood but let's face it: she's old enough to know better. I think the real reason she's hated is pretty straightforward: she respects nothing, so she's undeserving of any respect.

Anonymous said...

and why was MM 'better'?

lets see:
part time whore ('real' whore, for money): check
cosmetic surgery: check
a lot of partying: check
sex with married men: check
drugs: check
contact with organized crime: check
'unnatural hair': check
f* around with almost everybody: check

hm, Lindsay has never 'worked' as a whore. So she must be 'better' than the Monroe. Not?

Living today you would soooo hate Marylin. Or living back in her days you would have hated her. But she is an icon. So you love her. But young women who behave exactly the same are hated.

Why?

Because you are a bunch of hypocrites?

And don't start with 'but Marilyn had talent'. No, she had not. She was always M. Monroe. A bleached, drug addicted, surgical enhanced slut.

Yes, she suffered. However I am sure a lot of this party girls suffer too - and try to drown the voices in alcohol and drugs. Just like MM.

Anonymous said...

and why was MM 'better'?

lets see:
part time whore ('real' whore, for money): check
cosmetic surgery: check
a lot of partying: check
sex with married men: check
drugs: check
contact with organized crime: check
'unnatural hair': check
f* around with almost everybody: check

hm, Lindsay has never 'worked' as a whore. So she must be 'better' than the Monroe. Not?

Living today you would soooo hate Marylin. Or living back in her days you would have hated her. But she is an icon. So you love her. But young women who behave exactly the same are hated.

Why?

Because you are a bunch of hypocrites?

And don't start with 'but Marilyn had talent'. No, she had not. She was always M. Monroe. A bleached, drug addicted, surgical enhanced slut.

Yes, she suffered. However I am sure a lot of this party girls suffer too - and try to drown the voices in alcohol and drugs. Just like MM.

Anonymous said...

Moley, moley, moley! Shes the epitomy of Foul Fire crutchness!

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 2:43 said: "...But why the hate? Did she kill someone? Drunken driving? Stealing stuff? Destroying lifes..."
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Where the HELL have you been, Einstein?
Her last [unsuccessful] rehab visit was precipitated by a SECOND drunk-driving arrest that made international headlines.

In any case, people don't hate her just because she's a drunk who climbs behind the wheel and terrorizes innocent citizens, they hate her because she's a brainless asshole.

Anonymous said...

4:02

ah, a brainless asshole. That explains everything.

And Marilyn is known for her smart remarks?

Which actress IS known for being smart,nice, beautifull and giving? Not-an-asshole so to speak?
Oh, and successfull of course.

Marilyn was everything you are critizing about Lindsay. So why don't you sit down and think for a while? Just a little bit?

Anonymous said...

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth....
Casey J.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:53 wrote:
ah, a brainless asshole. That explains everything.

And Marilyn is known for her smart remarks?

Which actress IS known for being smart,nice, beautifull and giving? Not-an-asshole so to speak?
Oh, and successfull of course.

Marilyn was everything you are critizing about Lindsay. So why don't you sit down and think for a while? Just a little bit?
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I never said any other actress *WAS* "smart, nice, beautiful and giving.... not-an-asshole-so-to-speak, oh, and successful".
I was only illustrating BLOWHAN'S major malfunctions.

Marilyn Monroe may have been a trainwreck, but Lohan couldn't hold a candle to Monroe's beauty, femininity, and vulnerability that came through *loud and clear* in both her film work as well as her photographs. The woman died 45 years ago-- and she's still a treasured icon to millions.

I've seen the entire set of "Lohan does Monroe" photographs by Bert Stern. LL's a washed-up has-been at 21 and has the face of a 40 year old. Using her to recreate the MM "Last Sitting" photos was a travesty. Bert Stern knows it. And everyone who sees the photos knows it too.

Eva said...

Normally I think Lohan is rather good looking but not these pics.. ew. The hair!!??

Anonymous said...

I detect a lot of jealousy in these responses. Most of you would love to have her looks and talent. Barrymore had her problems and got the same wrath from the jealous group....and now look at her SHE IS ON TOP

Anonymous said...

Lack of femininity, no curves, no sensuality, no air of vulnerability; her attempt fell flat, but I can't think of any current tartlet who could do a good Marilyn.

Anonymous said...

She does not look like MM at all.

At least they should have photoshopped her terrible freckles.

valle said...

Fug!!! i hope she got paid alot. it takes a shit load of makeup to cover up all those skintags